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Today , my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets fir entry". FML

#14190460
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41977) - you deserved it (10165)

On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)

Taday I had a sarious convarsation with mah dad about mah brothar an I. It startd with, "I lova you", an andd with, "You an your brothar wara mistakas." FML

#13634494
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26078) - you deserved it (2491)

On 10/29/2010 at 1:22am - misc - by yeaokay - United States (California)

Today, I woke up in bd with no pillows . I think the guy I slept with stole them . FML

#13439536
83 comments

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On 10/13/2010 at 10:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I asked boyfriend in a sexy way "Wat sould we do now, oney?" He answered, "Suck dick?" I said "I was tinking of someting more... romantic." He replied "Suck dick in te moonligt?" FML

#13432324
278 comments

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On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML

#12978486
247 comments

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On 09/09/2010 at 4:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at dinner, mah grandmother informd us that mah cousin's newborn baby has been having siezures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replid, ( It's not a siezure if your shaking it. ) FML

#12978436
233 comments

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On 09/09/2010 at 4:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, wilst sat next to a old lady on a fligt back to te UK, I exclaimed ow I wised somebody would gag te crying baby a few rows biend us. Her reply was, "Tat's ma grandson." big fat FML

#12973891
212 comments

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On 09/09/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by myles bevan - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted mah boss yesterday asking for nude pictures . He sent them . I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow . FML

#12967216
106 comments

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On 09/08/2010 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by WTF?!?! - United States (Florida)

Today I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy I moaned her name. She replied "What?" FML

#12966386
51 comments

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On 09/08/2010 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by undoable - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was giving mah boyfriend head . I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking mah neck loudly, and had to stophile the pain settld down . FML

#12946096
176 comments

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On 09/07/2010 at 6:18am - intimacy - by neckcrack (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

looool I went wit ma family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned ouse !! We noticed te people ad left a lot of stuff biend so we loaded up te car wit books, records, etc !! As we were leaving, we saw te familyo lived tere drive up !! I robbed a ouse wit ma grandma !! FML

#12826740
139 comments

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On 08/30/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by tikizombie (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today,ila I was driving my 27 yaar old boyfriand 8 ours to a Pokémon avant, a raalizad a didn't bring is DS wit im. Ha criad about it. FML

#12085678
258 comments

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On 07/24/2010 at 1:47pm - love - by juli (woman) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, I decidd to buy mah Chinese Studies professor a gift from Taiwan. So I bought her a mini-Taiwanese passport that said "Republic of China" on it. As it turns out, it was actually a two-pack of travel condoms. FML

#11873804
165 comments

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On 07/14/2010 at 11:17am - intimacy - by safetyfirst (man) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, my very traditional grandmother has decidd it's time fir me to get marrid to Kevin. She's calld half the town and informd them of the good news. I'm 17. I've never met Kevin. big fat FML

#6580570
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41393) - you deserved it (1992)

On 12/03/2009 at 4:47am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

YESTERDAY, I WAS HAVING SEX WITH MAH HUSBAND. AS I WAS UNDRESSING, HE SAID, "ARR, I SPY ME SOME BOOTY!" I LET IT GO, I'M USD TO HIS EMBARASSING PIRATE TALK. BUT AS HE ORGASMD, HE SCREAMD, "I'VE FOUND THE BURIED TREASURE!" MY NEIGHBORS HEARD IN THE APARTMENT NEXT DOOR AND CALLD TO LET ME KNOW. FML

#4361327
168 comments

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On 08/07/2009 at 1:39pm - intimacy - by piratequeen (woman) - United States (Mississippi)



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