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Today, I heard my asshole neighbor had died of a stroke. I was outside and said, "Well it's about goddamn time!" I turned around to see his wife walking her dog and staring deep into my soul. FML

#14529858
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7316) - you deserved it (59195)

On 01/10/2011 at 3:25am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was working in a restaurant. I stopped to pick up some silverware a customer dropped. Apparently my belt wasn't tight enough because a woman behind me immediately hurled in disgust. On top of being found revolting, I'm now in trouble for "flashing" someone. FML

#14528961
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18511) - you deserved it (6347)

On 01/10/2011 at 1:45am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I fed my cats their usual dinner of canned cat food. Without thinking, I put the spoon I had used for their food into my mouth so I could use both hands to rinse the can before recycling it. FML

#14526378
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10742) - you deserved it (28586)

On 01/09/2011 at 10:18pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was at my boyfriends house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML

#14525789
119 comments

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On 01/09/2011 at 9:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

#14524101
135 comments

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On 01/09/2011 at 7:19pm - health - by curlyisnogood -

Today, I had to explain to my friend why it's inappropriate to conduct a phone conversation while simultaneously eating a bagel, listening to music, and taking a shit. FML

#14521055
98 comments

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On 01/09/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

#14518129
122 comments

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On 01/09/2011 at 5:18am - intimacy - by S - Singapore

Today, I went to the mall with my daughter. She asked me if she could go see Santa, so I said yes. She made me sit on his lap with her, and that's when I felt something on my bum. Let's just say Santa had a present for me. FML

#14263079
176 comments

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On 12/19/2010 at 7:23pm - intimacy - by hotmommy -

Today, as I got to my first class seat on an airplane, I saw the person I'd be sitting next to wafting the smell of her vagina towards herself and breathing in deeply. It's an eight hour flight. FML

#14239433
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39907) - you deserved it (3461)

On 12/17/2010 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while on my honeymoon with my new wife, I tried to be romantic by installing a clapper to the lights in our room. As things progressed, the noise of our love making triggered the lights on and off repeatedly. She began to laugh and we ended up just calling it an early night. FML

#14234823
125 comments

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On 12/17/2010 at 12:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while in a public restroom I could hear a guy having his way with his hand. He was quoting verses from the bible. I was in a cubicle and he was at the urinal. I was too frightened to leave. This went on for a very long time. FML

#14234444
93 comments

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On 12/17/2010 at 11:05am - intimacy - by biblewanker - Australia

Today, my best friend lost her virginity in the backseat of a car. I was sitting in the front. FML

Today, I went to feed my neighbor's cat while he was out of town. The cat was sick, so part of my job was to give it a pill each time I came. Cats don't like swallowing pills. My neighbor forgot to mention that his cat wasn't declawed. I was wearing shorts. FML

#14199990
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23089) - you deserved it (5516)

On 12/14/2010 at 6:52am - health - by anonymous - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard "No, you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud. And that I wasn't alone. FML

#14199411
72 comments

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On 12/14/2010 at 4:26am - health - by shit (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
293 comments

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On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)



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