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by sleeplessinrichmond / 09/15/2013 at 2:02am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/08/2013 at 12:38pm / Switzerland (Bern) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/06/2013 at 3:11am / United States (California) / Transportation
by future burger flipper / 06/03/2013 at 3:22pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Money
by Anonymous / 04/09/2013 at 6:29am / Health
by dancekat / 04/08/2013 at 5:17am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor. The nurse who took me to my room afterward tried to comfort me by saying there've been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot. That was me too. FML
by laprochainefoisjerestealamaison / 02/25/2013 at 2:47pm / France (Languedoc-Roussillon) / Health
by Anonymous / 12/06/2012 at 11:49pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
by anon / 11/10/2012 at 4:14pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I realized that I'm a terrible human being. For the first time in my life, I gave some change to a homeless guy, but only so he'd get out of my face long enough for me to watch two other bums beating the crap out of each other over a sandwich. FML
by justcomesnaturally / 11/03/2012 at 8:37pm / United States (Vermont) / Miscellaneous
by StinkyCactus / 01/08/2010 at 1:23am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
by wtfdreams / 05/17/2009 at 8:33am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I cut down a dead tree in my yard. The top hit the ground and the base seesawed up in the air and came down on my head. I hit the ground like a sack of flour. Fortunately, the wood was rotted and soft. Unfortunately, the chainsaw was still running. 28 stitches in my calf. FML
by Jopes / 05/10/2009 at 8:44am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by Noname / 03/12/2009 at 6:08pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML
by Noname / 03/06/2009 at 5:20pm / United States (Connecticut) / Health
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