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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, my school year book awarded "cutest couple" to my boyfriend and I. We broke up yesterday. FML
I agree, your life sucks (14342) - you deserved it (1554)
On 06/25/2011 at 12:31am - love - by yearbook369 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28797) - you deserved it (7268)
On 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by gorillalove - United States (Texas)
Today, I turned 18. I thought it was bad enough that I had to pick up my own ice cream cake from the store, but then when I got home, my family discovered no more room in the freezer. They decided to eat it so it wouldn't melt. Without me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (38676) - you deserved it (1899)
On 07/24/2009 at 2:13pm - misc - by BirthdayGirl (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I asked my Swedish friend for some lines to impress this swedish girl I met at an expat party he took me to. I practised them all evening before I met her. I told her my feelings, and she scowled. Apparently I had wished the devil upon her - after asking if i could ejaculate on her face. FML
I agree, your life sucks (41267) - you deserved it (15820)
On 06/17/2009 at 10:57am - intimacy - by Dirtyswede (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)
Today, I finished the run for a play in which I played a gay man. Now that all the performances are over, I have kissed a man more times in my life than I have kissed a woman. I'm straight. FML
I agree, your life sucks (39572) - you deserved it (6799)
On 06/17/2009 at 10:06am - love - by yashmoshin1 (man) - United States
Today, my girlfriend and I went down to the pier. I brought an empty bottle and some paper, and we both constructed a massive letter expressing our passionate love for each other. We stuck it in the bottle, and threw it out to sea, only to see it explode in slow motion on a protruding rock. FML
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On 05/23/2009 at 8:16pm - love - by CastAway (man) - United States (Washington)
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