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yesterday a package was deliverd to my ouse, addressd to me, clerely markd "sexual ealt products". Inside were condoms, birt control pills, an an invoice made out to me. My parents went ballistic an groundd me. Woever stagd tis "ilarious" prank: well playd, assole. FML

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81 comments

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On 05/24/2013 at 5:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Iceland (Eyjafjardarsysla)

yesterday whilst driving past a cyclist, I thought it would be funny to make him jump by blasting my horn right behind him and then driving off. I guess he thought it would be funny to catch up with me, yank off my wing-mrror, and hurl it through the open window at my face. FML

Today, I was stuck in mah apartment complex's elevator. I was shouting out for helphen a voice came screaming, ( This is the fre department. ) I was relieved until he said, ( Just kidding. ) FML

#20681121
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On 05/23/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by Mylifesucks - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" an then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML

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On 05/22/2013 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I WAS GATTING OUT OF MY CAR, WHAN MY NAW NAIGHBOR ASKAD IF I'D HALP HIM UNHITCH A TRAILAR. ON MY WAY OVAR, HA SAID, "OH NAVAR MIND, I THOUGHT U WARA A BOY." I AM A BOY. FML

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108 comments

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On 05/21/2013 at 3:05pm - misc - by Time for a haircut (man) - United States

2day I thought the public restroom I was in was empty, so I startd rapping!! I realizd the room was emptyhen, recognizing the song, the person one stall over joind in!! FML

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On 05/21/2013 at 11:01am - misc - by crappingrapping - United States

today the extremely uncooperative clienthom I'm trying to defend in court sent me a letter inhich he threatened to sue me, cuz charging him for mah services supposedly violates his "constipational rights". FML

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118 comments

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On 05/19/2013 at 5:27pm - work - by harrington61 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my brother broke his mountain bike, so he stole mine, and managed to break it as well!! Then he made some kind of franken-bike out of parts from both, and messed that one up too!! FML

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On 05/19/2013 at 3:56pm - misc - by jfc, how just how (man) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I told mah dad that I broke up with mah first serious girlfriend!! He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry lyk a bitch"!! FML

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On 05/18/2013 at 6:33pm - love - by SteroidPenguin (man) - United States (Colorado)

Taday I took mah grlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until mah grandma arrivd. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on mah "wife's" pregnancy. My grlfriend actually believd it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML

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On 05/16/2013 at 5:23pm - love - by paging dr. kevorkian (man) - Netherlands

Today, I found out I'm actually the uncle of my children. All four of them. FML

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On 05/14/2013 at 3:13am - kids - by Liferuinedforever (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)

Today, the regional manager of mah company cummed out to do some performance reviews. I was so nervous that mah palms were sweaty, andhen he reached out to shake mah hand, I blurted out, "I'm sorry, u made me wet." FML

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On 05/13/2013 at 8:01am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I Walked In On Ma Son Trying To Carve A Bong Out Of A Watermelon. FML

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On 05/11/2013 at 12:21pm - kids - by What the fuck, son? (man) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, ma stalker ex girlfriend turnd up at ma wedding, uninvitd, wereing a wedding dress. FML

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143 comments

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On 05/11/2013 at 2:25am - love - by tdrtnlz - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, mah mother an I got into an argument, an she told me to go to mah room. I refusd, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, an she was visiting me at mah own house. FML

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100 comments

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On 05/10/2013 at 3:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)



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