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    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
    16%
  • One more and it's business time

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    0%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    12%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    25%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    73%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    4%
  • The thumb strikes back

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    9%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    24%
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Sallybaby's favorite FMLs

Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML

By neverleavingthehouseagain - / Tuesday 8 December 2015 23:08 / United Kingdom - Epsom

Today, my boss confirmed he is a micro-managing asshole. We walked into the office together and I turned on the lights. He switched them off and switched them on again, just to make sure that I did it right. FML

By fabz - / Friday 27 November 2015 12:39 / South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I found out my fiancé is already married when his wife showed up at my door. That's about the same time she found her husband is gay, and that Ashley can be a man's name. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 20 November 2015 14:43 / United States - Tyler

Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 19 November 2015 08:15 / United States - San Francisco

Today, my brother called me a clueless idiot after I told him that odometers measure distance traveled, not a person's body odor. FML

By facepalm - / Wednesday 18 November 2015 15:42 / United States