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Today, my little brother gave me a candy bar for my birthday. After I ate the entire thing, he told me it was Ex-Lax and that I needed it because I'm "so full of shit". FML
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On 05/17/2013 at 8:04am - misc - by Unlucky Individual - United States (California)
Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until my grandma arrived. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on my "wife's" pregnancy. My girlfriend actually believed it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML
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On 05/16/2013 at 5:23pm - love - by paging dr. kevorkian (man) - Netherlands
Today, I found out I'm actually the uncle of my children. All four of them. FML
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On 05/14/2013 at 3:13am - kids - by Liferuinedforever (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)
Today, the regional manager of my company came out to do some performance reviews. I was so nervous that my palms were sweaty, and when he reached out to shake my hand, I blurted out, "I'm sorry, you made me wet." FML
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On 05/13/2013 at 8:01am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my dad walked in on me lying down with my cat, eating ice cream, watching The Notebook with tears in my eyes. As if that's not bad enough, I'm a guy. FML
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On 05/12/2013 at 5:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I walked in on my son trying to carve a bong out of a watermelon. FML
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On 05/11/2013 at 12:21pm - kids - by What the fuck, son? (man) - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, my stalker ex girlfriend turned up at my wedding, uninvited, wearing a wedding dress. FML
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On 05/11/2013 at 2:25am - love - by tdrtnlz - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)
Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML
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On 05/10/2013 at 3:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)
Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the same guy my ex-wife left me for. FML
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On 05/06/2013 at 2:13pm - love - by Anonymous - Ireland (Donegal)
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
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On 05/05/2013 at 7:51pm - misc - by LilaTheGreat - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I caught my 14-year-old daughter stealing alcohol from me. After berating her for half-an-hour I finally said, "At least you're not doing drugs." She gave me a guilty smile and sheepishly said, "At least I'm not a prostitute?" FML
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On 05/04/2013 at 3:22am - kids - by prostitott -
Today, walking by myself, I was caught up in a group of people that got arrested, and we all got fined for creating a public disturbance. When I explained I wasn't with them, the group backed me up. The police thought I was the ringleader, and now I have to go to court. FML
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On 05/03/2013 at 9:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands
Today, my boss fired me for acting "inappropriately" at work. I gave him a hug. He's my dad. FML
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On 05/03/2013 at 11:00am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I was hitting on a cute girl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opened Safari on my phone. It opened to my video from Pornhub I watched yesterday and started playing, on full volume, through the entire bus. FML
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On 05/03/2013 at 9:23am - misc - by acnecream - Finland (Eastern Finland)
Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML
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On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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