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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 389
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Sal506 : Arabian Dude...probably one of the very few people that go on FML from Saudi Arabia.


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Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going well until I noticed a picture of a dog hanging on the wall, which reminded me of the ending of Marley and Me. I started crying and had to be escorted out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22143) - you deserved it (78010)

On 04/12/2013 at 1:58am - misc - by crybaby (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I paused the movie my girlfriend and I were watching and told her, for the first time, that I loved her. Her response was to stare at me silently for a few seconds before unpausing the film. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38615) - you deserved it (6816)

On 01/03/2013 at 6:43am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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