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by Stixchop / 02/26/2009 at 6:21pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by abi_vet_student / 02/13/2009 at 7:42am / United Kingdom (Edinburgh) / Animals
Today, I decided to make a toaster scramble. I thought it was bad enough when the pastry fell through the grate in the toaster over. Then it burst into flames. After 5 minutes of fanning the smoke away from the smoke detector, it still went off. Now my entire dorm building is outside in a snowstorm. FML
by im_a_mocker / 01/28/2009 at 6:35pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
by Noname / 01/23/2009 at 12:31pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by Gob / 01/16/2009 at 9:36am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I have -$700 in my current account, $500 from overdraft fees because I spent money they told me I had. I don't get paid till the 15th and when I cash in my paycheck all of it will go to bringing me even. So the $9 I found in my wallet this morning will have to last me untill the 30th. FML
by Celina / 01/12/2009 at 4:55am / United States (California) / Money
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…