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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 October 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 673
  • Number of comments : 131
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About SaintJimmy21 : before you ask: yes, I actually DO have a life...

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Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML

#145421
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17716) - you deserved it (50033)

On 02/26/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by Stixchop (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, it was my first day working at a milking parlor. As I crouched behind a cow to put on an udder cluster, I looked up and gasped just in time for the cow to crap on my face. FML

#35996
10 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40779) - you deserved it (6148)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:42am - animals - by abi_vet_student (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I decided to make a toaster scramble. I thought it was bad enough when the pastry fell through the grate in the toaster over. Then it burst into flames. After 5 minutes of fanning the smoke away from the smoke detector, it still went off. Now my entire dorm building is outside in a snowstorm. FML

#3178
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17583) - you deserved it (4744)

On 01/28/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by im_a_mocker - United States (New York)

Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML

#2341
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14961) - you deserved it (14355)

On 01/23/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I have -$700 in my current account, $500 from overdraft fees because I spent money they told me I had. I don't get paid till the 15th and when I cash in my paycheck all of it will go to bringing me even. So the $9 I found in my wallet this morning will have to last me untill the 30th. FML

#984
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22539) - you deserved it (4443)

On 01/12/2009 at 4:55am - money - by Celina - United States (California)



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