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Today, I came home to find my girlfriend crying. Concerned, I quickly asked her what was wrong. She told me tearfully that she couldn't understand why her pet lizards hadn’t grown into dinosaurs yet, and that pet store had cheated her. I’m still concerned now, but for entirely different reasons. FML
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Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
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On 01/15/2013 at 3:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - Finland (Southern Finland)
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On 01/14/2013 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, while giving my girlfriend a back-rub, she moaned and commented, "If only you could fuck this well." FML
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On 01/12/2013 at 12:57pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Rogaland)
Today, I found out that my son told my daughter at some point that "real" name for Hershey's Kisses is "blowjobs." I found this out because at kindergarten she was asked what her favorite food was. The teacher wasn't happy when she called me. FML
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On 01/10/2013 at 7:51pm - kids - by Grant - United States
Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML
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On 01/10/2013 at 7:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Slovakia
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
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On 01/09/2013 at 10:15pm - love - by wtf dad - United States (Missouri)
Today, my partner was inspired by 50 Shades Of Grey to try making me orgasm with a full bladder, therefore intensifying the experience. He was right, it was mind blowing. It also made me piss the bed for the first time in twenty-odd years. FML
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On 01/07/2013 at 8:01am - intimacy - by wetsheets (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)
Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML
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Today, my uncle keeps spamming me on Facebook with friend suggestions. Most of them are people he met on porn sites. FML
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On 01/05/2013 at 12:37am - misc - by tftm - United States (Illinois)
Today, when I got home I noticed a statue of a gnome sitting next to the door. I've had an intense phobia of gnomes since I was a child, and I can't bring myself to walk past it. It's been half an hour and I'm still standing outside. I can see my dad through the window laughing and waving. FML
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On 01/05/2013 at 12:30am - love - by VampObsessed - United States (Texas)
Today, while talking to one of my parents' friends, we discovered that the house he grew up in is the same house my boyfriend now lives in. When he recalled that he lost his first tooth there, the only response I could come up with was, "Oh my gosh, I lost my virginity there!" FML
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On 01/03/2013 at 5:34am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my husband came home with a bunch of realistic-looking wigs for women. When I asked them what they were for, he said he wanted to spice up our sex life with them. When I told him I refused to wear a wig, he said in a very serious tone that I wasn't going to be the one wearing them, he was. FML
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On 01/02/2013 at 5:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I overheard my mother telling my sister that she expects my marriage to fall apart any day now. Apparently, I have no concept of what "marriage" really means. My husband and I just celebrated our 7th anniversary, while my mother is planning her 5th wedding. FML
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On 01/02/2013 at 5:31am - love - by alynna007 (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML
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On 01/02/2013 at 2:28am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Monday 20 May 2013
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