About SadderGirl01 : Just a girl trying to find her place in this world....
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
The Thumb returns
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
The Thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML
I agree, your life sucks (43421) - you deserved it (7603)
On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could have dented the chassis". FML
I agree, your life sucks (28365) - you deserved it (12853)
On 07/31/2011 at 6:19pm - intimacy - by username (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML
I agree, your life sucks (33894) - you deserved it (11768)
On 07/31/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by creepedout - United States
Today, it started pouring while I was in the middle of a pizza delivery. I had to stand out in the rain for ten minutes while an old redneck dude wearing nothing but camo boxers fumbled around for the exact change to pay the bill. I think seeing his junk was supposed to count as my tip. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25339) - you deserved it (1963)
On 07/30/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by womboman - United States
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend decided to sing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (32536) - you deserved it (9007)
On 07/30/2011 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Taylor - United States (Texas)
Today, after eating out with my boyfriend, we went for a drive, but ended up getting into an argument. I reached back to grab my bag and storm out of the car. He thought I was trying to take the restaurant's doggy bag and lunged at me. My boyfriend would rather save chicken than our relationship. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25260) - you deserved it (4437)
On 07/29/2011 at 2:56am - love - by Tallulah (woman) - United Kingdom (Croydon)
Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26160) - you deserved it (4783)
On 07/29/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, my mom decided to take away my TV after noticing that I watch the show True Blood. Apparently, since I watch this, I must be "curious about sex." I'm 19. FML
I agree, your life sucks (32717) - you deserved it (4354)
On 07/28/2011 at 5:11am - intimacy - by Shelbitchh - United States
Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31518) - you deserved it (5046)
On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend I still love, and his new girlfriend, who he cheated on me with. Embarrassingly, she was wearing the same top as me. However hers was in size 6, unlike my 16. FML
I agree, your life sucks (38961) - you deserved it (12963)
On 07/24/2011 at 8:22am - love - by oouchh (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)
Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML
I agree, your life sucks (55026) - you deserved it (6663)
On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States
Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31219) - you deserved it (8771)
On 07/22/2011 at 9:38am - intimacy - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom
Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
I agree, your life sucks (30835) - you deserved it (4835)
On 07/20/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by knolan - United States
Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24927) - you deserved it (79450)
On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML
I agree, your life sucks (107111) - you deserved it (5826)
On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)
Monday 17 June 2013
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML Follow the FML blog Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia
