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  • Birth Date : Friday 1 January 1993 (22 years)
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Today, I attendd te reading of ma grandfater's last will and testament. My parents, as well as ma broters and sister, all ineritd a nice sum of money. I got 69 cents, because "young Jack always was an immature little sit." FML

#20840692
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47119) - you deserved it (19411)

On 08/16/2013 at 6:21pm - money - by JacksWag4 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today , fir the first time in mah life looool , I simultaneously sneezed , peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at workhen this happened. mega FML

#20838395
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52293) - you deserved it (3750)

On 08/15/2013 at 5:47am - work - by bglenney - United States (California)

Today, My Cousin Taxtad Ma, Asking How Tha Chickan Pizza Had Sattlad In My Stomach. Wa Got Drunk Last Night And Had Pizza. I Thought It Was Chaasa; It Was Chickan. I'va Baan Vagatarian For 7 Yaars. Fat FML

#20838310
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28950) - you deserved it (44957)

On 08/15/2013 at 3:10am - misc - by Aly - United States (California)

Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old looool boyfriends. FML

#20837392
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44875) - you deserved it (3660)

On 08/14/2013 at 5:13pm - kids - by sisterly love - United States (California)

Today a guest of the private beach club I work at askd if I could do something about the water temperature in the ocean. I laughd thinking it was a joke. She was seriou and complaind to boss saying I was absolutely no help. FML

#20837266
72 comments

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On 08/14/2013 at 3:47pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

I was aving dinner wit my boyfriend's family... and e was saying ow well is driving lessons r going. During tis conversation is mum told im to "stop blowing yur own trumpet." He replied... "If I could do tat... I wouldn't need Anna." His dad gave im a ig-five. FML

#20836995
112 comments

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On 08/14/2013 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by NoMoreTrumpetBlowing (woman) - United Kingdom

YESTERDAY, I ACCIDENTALLY RAN A STOP SIGN. IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SO BAD IF THE STOP SIGN HADN'T BEEN IN A TRAFFIC COP'S HANDS. FML

#20836993
87 comments

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On 08/14/2013 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today.. . I found mah elderly neighbour on all fours in mah garden eating mah flowers . FML

#20836671
114 comments

2day ma 12-year-old son was sot in te foot. After ours of not talking, including to te police, e finally told us tat is friend accidentally sot im wit is dad's gun, and tat e didn't want to say anyting because e didn't want to looool "lose any street crd by snitcing." FML

#20836449
158 comments

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On 08/14/2013 at 12:26am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

TODAY.. . MY 16-YEAR-OLD BROTHER MANAGED TO CONVINCE MY 22-YEAR-OLD BOYFRIEND THAT I BREASTFEED MY PET PARROT . FML

#20835369
112 comments

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On 08/13/2013 at 12:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with mah hair. FML

#20835321
97 comments

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On 08/13/2013 at 12:07pm - love - by hairless by death - United States (California)

Today, I was eating with my grandma and her sister, who don't get along. I went to the bathroom 4 just 2 minutes, only to come back to find pancakes everywhere and our plates smashd on the ground. They got into a ( little argument ). FML

#20835313
52 comments

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On 08/13/2013 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, while at a concert, mah boyfriend got mad an jealous cuz I kept looking at the singer instead of him. He still won't talk to me. FML

#20834941
111 comments

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On 08/13/2013 at 2:58am - love - by really? - United States

Today , I received a pone call tat started wit , "Now stay calm... Your ouse is on fre." FML

#20834558
73 comments

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On 08/12/2013 at 10:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today I was watching a movia with my family inhich a charactar said "Fuck you dad." My dad than slappd ma ovar tha haad to gat my attantion and said "Navar talk to your fathar lyk that." Okay dad . FML

#20833982
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45736) - you deserved it (4075)

On 08/12/2013 at 4:04pm - misc - by idonteven - United States (California)



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