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Today, I was cleaning one of my disabled clients because he pooped himself, so I started to undress him for a shower. I took his dirty diaper off and set it on his bed, then I bent over to take off his socks at which point he put the diaper on my head like a hat. FML
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On 01/02/2013 at 10:49am - work - by habassistant - United States (Ohio)
Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML
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On 01/02/2013 at 10:01am - misc - by AmberHavoc - United Kingdom
Today, I overheard my mother telling my sister that she expects my marriage to fall apart any day now. Apparently, I have no concept of what "marriage" really means. My husband and I just celebrated our 7th anniversary, while my mother is planning her 5th wedding. FML
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On 01/02/2013 at 5:31am - love - by alynna007 (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I went to church for the first time in my life. They had a Jesus statue at the altar, and I noticed he was surprisingly muscular. Ten minutes later, I had to excuse myself, after I caught myself fantasizing over a crucified Jesus. FML
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On 12/30/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by Weirdo (woman) - United States
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
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On 12/30/2012 at 1:29am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I had to watch my drunk girlfriend yell at a cat for not having periods. The worst part is that she was at a pet store. The pet store at which I work. FML
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On 12/30/2012 at 12:20am - misc - by Wtf is wrong with her (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML
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On 12/29/2012 at 7:22pm - love - by melas303 - United States
Today, I was at church, when my mom's phone went off during the sermon. As if that wasn't humiliating enough for me, her ring tone was set to the Bed Intruder song. FML
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On 12/29/2012 at 5:33pm - misc - by killme (man) - United States (Maine)
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
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On 12/29/2012 at 10:50am - love - by awkward. (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML
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On 12/29/2012 at 4:32am - misc - by gassy - United States (Washington)
Today, at the hospital I work at, I had to deliver my best friend's baby. I later found out that my ex boyfriend was the father. Normally this wouldn't faze me, but it did because we broke up last month. FML
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On 12/29/2012 at 3:25am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I was walking in the park, when a kid ran up and hit me in the stomach. He said, "Don't get mad, get glad!" and ran off. FML
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On 12/29/2012 at 2:41am - kids - by shadowreaper101 (man) - United States (California)
Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML
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On 12/28/2012 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Malaysia (Selangor)
Today, I woke up with an engagement ring on my left hand. The same one I refused last month. My boyfriend apparently waited for me to be drunk to propose again last night, and has already posted the pics on Facebook. FML
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On 12/28/2012 at 10:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend using my hand to wank. FML
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On 12/28/2012 at 6:40am - intimacy - by kmtranter - United Kingdom (Brent)
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