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Sabrewulf
  • Town/Country : Georgia, USA
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 October 1988 (24 years)
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  • Number of comments : 21
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Today, I was doing a strip tease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML

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On 02/20/2009 at 12:06am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing 'never have I ever.' My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, 'Never have I ever had an orgasm.' FML

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On 02/17/2009 at 10:22pm - intimacy - by skeletor (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

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On 02/05/2009 at 9:09am - intimacy - by ruffrider (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

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