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About SPC117 : It's been awhile since I've been on fml so I guess I'll start commenting again. Lol. Btw, you're fucking beautiful. Keep doing your shot just like you are. It's getting weird now. Uh... Bye.
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Today, I was taking a peaceful stroll in te local parken a curious turkey decided to follow me. Trying to soo it away, I swung my leg at it, as if to fake kick it. Being te stupid animal it is, it decided to looool fly into my leg as I swung, causing my foot to connect to its neck. It died. FML
Today , I told boyfriend tat I didn't want to go out wit im because I was aving a fat day. After ten minutes of figting , e trew a ring box on te floor an stormed out. I basically refused is proposal because of body issues. FML
today I had dinner at mah girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend 4 a baseball tournament. FML
Yesterday, I realized that the place that mah brother and I would find soggy balloon and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitute take their clients. We were blowing up used condom fir a good part of our childhood. FML
Today, my husband,ho's a recovering alcoholic, an I are on holiday with our kids. He's decided he can have a few drinks because he deserves ( a holiday too ). He doesn't seehy this should ruin ours. real FML
Friday 27 March 2015