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SHARIFFO
  • Town/Country : Torornto, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 February 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1823
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 20 posted

About SHARIFFO : Hey, What's Up?! My Name is Sharif K. I Live in Canada, I was Born in Ukraine though. I Speak 3 Languages; English, Russian, & Arabic (Due to my Arab father). I Love Hanging out & Stuff! I'm Always Around Electronics! I Love making New Friends & Chat! I love watching & Making Movies/Videos. F My Life is the BEST! I Own the Book & it's Truly the BEST gift ever! I Go almost everyday to the site itself & see that i'm not the only one with Bad Luck! Well, That's About It.

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML

#18200253 (272)

I agree, your life sucks (17411) - you deserved it (2049)

On 11/09/2011 at 7:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I woke up, showered, and began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, like usual, and threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML

#18052574 (359)

I agree, your life sucks (40676) - you deserved it (2664)

On 10/23/2011 at 7:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After we finished, he went under the covers and started touching me. At first I thought he was trying to give me "oral pleasure". It turns out he lost the condom inside of me and was trying to fish it out before I noticed. FML

#18031231 (332)

I agree, your life sucks (32406) - you deserved it (3383)

On 10/20/2011 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by boopadoop - United States

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Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940 (262)

I agree, your life sucks (34874) - you deserved it (3401)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over a nail, which popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML

#17973264 (76)

I agree, your life sucks (17134) - you deserved it (3755)

On 10/13/2011 at 3:27am - misc - by happyshit (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML

#17966458 (182)

I agree, your life sucks (8185) - you deserved it (27186)

On 10/12/2011 at 8:37am - kids - by John W. (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I can't attend an interview for a great job because I have an exam. An exam I need to pass in order to have a great job like the one I'm missing the interview for. FML

#16039154 (84)

I agree, your life sucks (22819) - you deserved it (2532)

On 05/03/2011 at 11:24pm - work - by Username -

Today, I finished working a 70 hour work week. I'm a lineman for the electric company, and worked extended hours all week getting people's lights back on after a wind storm. When I got home, my power was out. FML

#16032358 (161)

I agree, your life sucks (30568) - you deserved it (1966)

On 05/03/2011 at 1:58pm - work - by LightsOut - United States

Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML

#16028485 (249)

I agree, your life sucks (8028) - you deserved it (8669)

On 05/03/2011 at 1:22am - misc - by AE86Turbo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I helped my parents move out of their old house. While I was guiding my dad down the stairs with the couch, my mom asked me to pick up the tape on the step below me. I bent over and grunted. My dad thought I said "Go" and kept moving. He knocked me down two flights of steps. FML

#16019249 (74)

I agree, your life sucks (19387) - you deserved it (2616)

On 05/02/2011 at 1:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML

#15749672 (436)

I agree, your life sucks (43030) - you deserved it (9642)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:27am - love - by BrokeAndPsst (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML

#15616538 (177)

I agree, your life sucks (7230) - you deserved it (1539)

On 04/03/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by JJMan217 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML

#15546300 (468)

I agree, your life sucks (57466) - you deserved it (7201)

On 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm - intimacy - by Johntheladdo (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML

#15309756 (327)

I agree, your life sucks (80941) - you deserved it (4311) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

#15308745 (377)

I agree, your life sucks (16823) - you deserved it (9460)

On 03/14/2011 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)