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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 396
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SHANK_a_F00 : Hello stalker. Look me up on YouTube: SHANK a F00 gameplay on PS3 HD (those are zeros btw, not o's)

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Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonalds, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML

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On 10/08/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML

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On 10/05/2011 at 12:08pm - misc - by Hoggiebear - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out the reason why my therapist was so nice to me all of the time. Apparently, she is afraid that I'm going to stab her if she pisses me off. FML

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On 09/27/2011 at 1:14am - health - by Josh - United States (Missouri)



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