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SHANK_a_F00

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 571
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SHANK_a_F00 : Hello stalker. Look me up on YouTube: SHANK a F00 gameplay on PS3 HD (those are zeros btw, not o's)

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Taday It's My Girlfriend's Birthday. I Presented Her With An Oil Painting Of Her That I'd Been Working On 4 Over A Month, And She Started To Cry. I Thought It Was Because She Liked It, Until She Asked If She Really Looks That Ugly And Disproportionate In Real Life. FML

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On 01/29/2012 at 2:09pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY, AFTER MONTHS OF DATING, I ASKED MY BOYFRIEND IF HE WANTED TO TAKE THINGS TO THE NEXT LEVEL . HE TOLD ME THAT HE COULDN'T HAVE SEX WITH ME BECAUSE OF HIS RELIGIOUS BELIEFS . I WOULD'VE BEEN FINE WITH THIS IF IT WEREN'T FIR THE FACT THAT I KNOW HE AND HIS FAMILY R ALL ATHIESTS . FML

#18710247
107 comments

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On 01/04/2012 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by Anon - United States (California)

Today, I woke up after a long nigt of partying . Wen I went to was off ma face, I caugt a glimpse of myself in te mirror . My missing toot was almost enoug to make me overlook ma black eye . FML

#18674490
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On 01/01/2012 at 12:19pm - misc - by msnewyearseve - United States (New York)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND AN I GAVE EAC OTER EARLY CRISTMA GIFTS. I GAVE IM A BASKETBALL SIGND BY IS FAVORITE PLAYER, WIC TOOK ME FOREVER TO FIND. HE GOT ME DIET PILLS. FML

#18568440
144 comments

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On 12/21/2011 at 6:28am - love - by tarynfaye (woman) - United States

TODAY, AFTER ROCKING MY ONE-YEAR OLD DAUGTER FIR NERELY TWO OURS, SE FINALLY FELL ASLEEP. AS I WENT TO LEAVE ER ROOM, I STUBBED MY TOE. I NOW AVE A BROKEN TOE, A SCREAMING CILD, AND A WIFE WO WILL BE SO PROUD TAT ER DAUGTER'S FIRST WORD IS ( FUCK! ) FML

Taday as part of mah job as a performer , I had to show off mah skill with a switchblade in front of an audience. A kid shot a rubber band at me. I then needed stitches. FML

#18501912
129 comments

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On 12/13/2011 at 9:00am - work - by Anonymous - Malaysia

TODAY, I EARD VIBRATING FROM INSIDE MY USBAND'S DESK DRAWER. SINCE E'S AWAY FOR TE WEEKEND, I INVESTIGATED. I FOUND AN UNFAMILIAR CELLPONE WIT AN INBOUND CALL. I ANSWERED IT. TURNS OUT, IT WAS IS MISTRESS. NEITER OF US CAN GET A OLD OF IM. FML

#18429716
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On 12/04/2011 at 6:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today , I was fred. For "lack of attention to details" , specifically spelling errors. My now ex-boss misspelled te name of is own company on my severance agreement. FML

#18403408
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On 12/01/2011 at 1:55pm - work - by JadeC - United States (New York)

Today, it's mah soon to be 12 year old daughter's birthday. On mah break at work I texted her how much I looool loved her an happy birthday. She replied with, "K, when will u be home? Mom won't let me open present until you're here." Good to know I'm loved. mega FML

#18394511
342 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 2:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I cummd home from a weekend trip with some friends , an walkd straight in on mah girlfriend cheating on me!! She burst into tears an began apologizing!! Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought u were coming back tomorrow." mega FML

#18326234
173 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by cheated - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me!! When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner!! FML

#18322997
92 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Julie - United States (California)

Today, I Was Pulled Over!! The Cop Seemed Very Familiar!! Turns Out He Was A Relative Of Mine Whom I Haven't Spoken To In A Very Long Time!! We Had Decent Conversation And Caught Up!! He Still Gave Me A Ticket!! Big Fat FML

#18315687
115 comments

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On 11/22/2011 at 10:09am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that mah naw roommata got kickd out of his old housa cuz ha pulld a gun on his old roommatas and thraatand tham. Tha raason? Thay naggd him about dishas ha laft in tha sink. Wall, only 10 months laft on tha laasa. FML

#18314926
96 comments

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On 11/22/2011 at 6:36am - misc - by Charles Pennington (man) - United States

I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole , giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me , I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. big fat FML

#18170655
276 comments

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On 11/06/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by wellthisisawkward80 - United States

Today, I lost my phone. On the bright side, someone found it. On the downside, they won't give it back. FML

#18105886
144 comments

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On 10/29/2011 at 7:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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