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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 July 1977 (37 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 5776
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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SGT_DBL's favorite FMLs

Today, I was so hungover, I startd yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walkd in on me calling mah cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

#16950938
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10305) - you deserved it (43260)

On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to mah car. It will not come off. FML

#16943359
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33511) - you deserved it (3234)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

today I want camping. My tant is floodad , a raccoon ata all mah food , I lost tha anchor to mah boathich as a rasult is now across tha laka. Thraa mora days. FML

#16874481
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29899) - you deserved it (6303)

On 06/27/2011 at 12:21am - misc - by Tori Pearson - Canada (Ontario)

Today After Ordering Pizza I Heard Some Strange Noise Coming From My Basement So I Calld The Cops. The Pizza Cummd Fifteen Minute Before The Cops. FML

#16848104
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32485) - you deserved it (4957)

On 06/25/2011 at 10:21am - misc - by woahheylex - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I sent my romantic interest a sexy text about a dream I had about a "sex gameshow." I sent it by replying to the last text sent . I'm now responsible for traumatizing my 12 year old nieceho could only reply, "Like Jeopardy?" FML

#16842955
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10040) - you deserved it (43125)

On 06/25/2011 at 12:32am - intimacy - by PandaMantis (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I was working te drive-tru at McDonalds , and as I andd out a Diet coke to te customer , te man startd growling and yelld "HULK SMASH!" He smasd te cup wit two fists and drove off. I was drencd in soda. FML

#16827191
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36717) - you deserved it (4596)

On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I Found Out My Dad Thinks He's Famous Because He's Been On 'Cops', Twice. FML

#16814483
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42753) - you deserved it (3713)

On 06/23/2011 at 10:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States

2day mah five year old niece decidd to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in mah ears!! Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby"!!

#16800264
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34660) - you deserved it (4930)

On 06/22/2011 at 2:37pm - kids - by my ears are dying - United States

TADAY I SAW MYSELF ON THE NEWS. I WAS ONE OF THE RANDOM PASSERS BY THEY HAD FILMED FIR THEIR STORY ON THE "FAT EPIDEMIC." FML

#16741738
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39497) - you deserved it (23764)

On 06/19/2011 at 5:51am - health - by Username - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I woke up with a high fever an hallucinations. I called for my mother , who after checking me , swore that I was just hungover from a night of partying , called me a "f*cking hedonist" , an refused to help. FML

#16728687
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26935) - you deserved it (4058)

On 06/18/2011 at 12:54pm - health - by Anna (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

today I paintd my daughter's bedroom . When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walkd through the paint tray . There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house . FML

#16728173
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24453) - you deserved it (8444)

On 06/18/2011 at 12:10pm - animals - by Barney - United States (Indiana)

YESTERDAY I AVE AN EIGT OUR TRANSATLANTIC FLIGT AND TE PERSON SITTING NEXT TO ME AS ALREADY FILLED IS TIRD SICK BAG. TIS WOULDN'T BE QUITE SO BAD WERE WE NOT STILL AT TE TERMINAL WIT PASSENGERS STILL BOARDING TE PLANE.

#16714444
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33193) - you deserved it (2244)

On 06/17/2011 at 4:23pm - misc - by ajdown (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, My Husband Asked Me To Come See His Turd. After Saying No, He Said, ( What Kind Of Wife Are You? ) FML

#16687170
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32964) - you deserved it (9213)

On 06/15/2011 at 11:53pm - misc - by randomjulz - United States

Today, my son's homework was to write a story about wat he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on bieng unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning 4 a future as an unemployed bum.

#16676970
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34538) - you deserved it (7994)

On 06/15/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by Seriously (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, MY FRIEND SENT ME AN ONLINE MONEY TRANSFER. AFTER FORGETTING THE PASSWORD AN LOCKING MYSELF OUT OF MY ACCOUNT, I HAD TO PHONE UP THE BANK AN HAVE IT RESET. I WAS PROMPTED TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION,HICH WAS "WHAT,HAT?" I HAD TO SAY "IN THE BUTT." TO GET MY MONEY. FML

#16661334
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13439) - you deserved it (59632)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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