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Today, I sent my romantic interest a sexy text about a dream I had about a "sex gameshow." I sent it by replying to the last text sent . I'm now responsible for traumatizing my 12 year old nieceho could only reply, "Like Jeopardy?" FML
Today , I was working te drive-tru at McDonalds , and as I andd out a Diet coke to te customer , te man startd growling and yelld "HULK SMASH!" He smasd te cup wit two fists and drove off. I was drencd in soda. FML
Today , I woke up with a high fever an hallucinations. I called for my mother , who after checking me , swore that I was just hungover from a night of partying , called me a "f*cking hedonist" , an refused to help. FML
YESTERDAY I AVE AN EIGT OUR TRANSATLANTIC FLIGT AND TE PERSON SITTING NEXT TO ME AS ALREADY FILLED IS TIRD SICK BAG. TIS WOULDN'T BE QUITE SO BAD WERE WE NOT STILL AT TE TERMINAL WIT PASSENGERS STILL BOARDING TE PLANE.
Today, my son's homework was to write a story about wat he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on bieng unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning 4 a future as an unemployed bum.
TODAY, MY FRIEND SENT ME AN ONLINE MONEY TRANSFER. AFTER FORGETTING THE PASSWORD AN LOCKING MYSELF OUT OF MY ACCOUNT, I HAD TO PHONE UP THE BANK AN HAVE IT RESET. I WAS PROMPTED TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION,HICH WAS "WHAT,HAT?" I HAD TO SAY "IN THE BUTT." TO GET MY MONEY. FML
Friday 27 March 2015