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SGT_DBL
  • Town/Country : Kuwait City, Kuwait
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 July 1977 (36 years)
  • Number of visits : 3167
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I cut my nice and tasty home-made sandwich in half to give to a homeless man. He tasted it, pulled an unimpressed face, and then stuck it in his pocket. FML

#496
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I agree, your life sucks (16290) - you deserved it (2033)

On 12/11/2008 at 9:30pm - misc - by groom - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
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I agree, your life sucks (22910) - you deserved it (10380)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version



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