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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 December 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 477
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About SF3P0X1 : I'm just your average guy, surfing the web as a way to pass the time.

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Today, while walking home, I passed some guy loudly whining that foreign imports are destroying our economy, and that we should all be deported. When I pointed out that the mobile phone in his hand was clearly a Samsung, he turned bright red and punched me in the gut. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22275) - you deserved it (4467)

On 07/20/2012 at 6:45pm - health - by fxck (man) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

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On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got tased, with the same taser I bought my girlfriend to use on people trying to rob her. FML

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80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23797) - you deserved it (7693)

On 08/22/2010 at 7:33pm - misc - by Nick - Sent from mobile version

Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year old sister passed out on the couch. FML

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387 comments

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On 01/10/2010 at 10:37am - health - by badsister (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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