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Yesterday, Mah Mother Was Watching Me Play Pokémon. She Walked Over To The TV And Pulled The Plug Before Ranting About How Shameful It Is That Her 17 Year Old Daughter Plays Pokémon. She Then Sat Down At The Computer And Started Playing Farmville. FML

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Today, I called in sick at work because I have the flu. This is mah first sick day in the 2 years I've worked there. It's also the day the CEO made a surprise visit. My co-worker all got generou salary increases, and some of them promotions. I'm not included, simply because I wasn't there. FML

Yesterday, I went out in a storm to collect mah wheelie bin, which had flown down the street . On the way back to mah house, I realisd mah door had slammd shut an lockd behind me . That's okay though, a trampoline decidd to smash mah window an looool let me in . FML

Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42833) - you deserved it (3211)

On 04/09/2011 at 12:02am - love - by WhatTheBleep (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

TODAY, I WAS MAKING OUT WITH MY BOYFRIEND. THINGS GOT KIND OF HEATED, SO HE DECIDED TO TAKE OFF MY BRA. THEY COOLED BACK DOWN WHEN A BUG FLEW OUT. FML

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On 04/02/2010 at 8:31pm - animals - by BigBangrocksthenight (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got through to the phone interview stage 4 a great job. When the phone rang, I answered and suddenly, spontaneously, burped really loudly. The interviewer hung up. FML

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On 03/26/2010 at 5:44am - work - by urrrppp (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I was watching a horror movie with girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I peed myself. FML

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On 01/31/2010 at 5:16am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I Got Mah First Period. My Dad Bought Me A Card And Had Everyone In Mah Family Sign It. FML

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On 08/24/2009 at 3:59pm - misc - by embarassed_chick (woman) - United States (Illinois)

2day I Was Installing The Official 3.0 Firmware Update Fir My IPhone . Apple's Authentication Servers Crashed . I Now Own An IBrick . FML

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On 06/18/2009 at 9:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today.. . I turned 30 years old . My dad.. . the only living relative I have.. . gave me a call . Not to wish me a happy birthday.. . but to tell me about "a hot piece of ass" he nailed at the senior center last night . real FML

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On 05/30/2009 at 11:18am - misc - by willieboom (man) - United States (Washington)



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