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Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML
by Felicityfrank / 05/01/2014 at 10:17am / Australia (Victoria) / Animals
by Anonymous / 03/12/2014 at 11:33am / United States / Transportation
by weak / 02/23/2014 at 9:36am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Gabriel A / 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, I discovered that if you slip on ice, imitating Mario from Super Mario Bros when he attempts to stop himself slipping, won't work in real life. I now have a broken nose, as well as a blood trail running from my driveway into my kitchen. FML
by Anonymous / 01/25/2010 at 1:17pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a large pimple on my temple. I decided to try the whole "put toothpaste on the zit to make it dry up" technique that all the magazines say to do. Not only is my pimple still there, but the toothpaste irritated my skin and my already large pimple now appears three times bigger. FML
by Zit-Blues / 01/04/2010 at 8:50am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by BathroomMuch / 12/25/2009 at 11:15am / United States (California) / Kids
by sickkid / 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
by badmom / 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
by SmoothTalker / 03/16/2009 at 1:40pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
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