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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 March 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3836
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About SACKERLAND : I am 16 years old and I've been playing drums for about 8 years and guitar for a year. I am also very interested in becoming a multi-millionaire when I get older. I also enjoy myself a good night's sleep, whatever that is. Oh, and I am a fucking grammar Nazi. Also, I enjoy reading books on money and finances. Fun stuff. Go ahead and check out my YouTube page here: http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/profile?user=sackerland

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Today, the main topic for my sister and her friends in the car was how many ways they could think of to kill me. They came up with 137. I have to spend a week with these people. FML

#18279244
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24641) - you deserved it (2298)

On 11/18/2011 at 4:01am - health - by xattackattackx - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML

#18273262
599 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43542) - you deserved it (11434)

On 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML

#18259551
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13820) - you deserved it (29328)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:17pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML

#18182863
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28674) - you deserved it (3516)

On 11/07/2011 at 9:24am - work - by Dlord357 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to endure yet another evening of the old man in the apartment above me screaming, "No, I don't want to shave my nose hair, you crazy bitch." He lives alone. FML

#18178318
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27835) - you deserved it (1988)

On 11/06/2011 at 8:23pm - misc - by hurtsmyears (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, it's my 21st birthday. My parents' gift was a case of non-alcoholic beer, to "prepare" me for when I "turn 21." My parents can't even remember how old I am. FML

#18177670
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29233) - you deserved it (1997)

On 11/06/2011 at 7:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML

#18079662
414 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22393) - you deserved it (44781)

On 10/26/2011 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML

#18078802
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23479) - you deserved it (4045)

On 10/26/2011 at 4:58am - misc - by MereLewis95 - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML

#18078526
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41393) - you deserved it (3987)

On 10/26/2011 at 2:58am - intimacy - by Darcy (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, at my job as a produce clerk at a grocery store, I had an entire conversation with my coworker about how nice the new cabbage boxes are. This is all it takes to thrill me these days. FML

#18078433
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21563) - you deserved it (3014)

On 10/26/2011 at 2:36am - work - by insanitycalling - Canada (Alberta)

Today, it was my first day on duty as a rookie cop. Everything was going great, and even the veterans on the force were warming up to me. That is until my mother came into the station carrying a brown bag for my lunch. Written on the bag was, "Lunch for my big boy. I love you, pumpkin." FML

#18072512
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36083) - you deserved it (5657)

On 10/25/2011 at 2:46pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to viciously rip off my thong. My ass crack is numb. FML

#18071770
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30805) - you deserved it (6880)

On 10/25/2011 at 12:08pm - intimacy - by beccav23 - United States (Texas)

Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML

#18070582
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27011) - you deserved it (32386)

On 10/25/2011 at 6:15am - intimacy - by sad - Reserved

Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML

#18070361
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37093) - you deserved it (3183)

On 10/25/2011 at 4:17am - misc - by myownperson - United States (Colorado)

Today, it was my birthday. We had a huge family dinner and everyone was invited, including my boyfriend. My family is kind of stuck-up, so I was very nervous about him meeting them. He got into an argument with my uncle over how "awesome" Van Halen is, and ignored me all night. FML

#18070147
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22734) - you deserved it (3773)

On 10/25/2011 at 3:10am - love - by SNBBFF - United States (Florida)



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