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About SACKERLAND : I am 16 years old and I've been playing drums for about 8 years and guitar for a year. I am also very interested in becoming a multi-millionaire when I get older. I also enjoy myself a good night's sleep, whatever that is. Oh, and I am a fucking grammar Nazi. Also, I enjoy reading books on money and finances. Fun stuff. Go ahead and check out my YouTube page here: http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/profile?user=sackerland
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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, it was my first day on duty as a rookie cop. Everything was going great, and even the veterans on the force were warming up to me. That is until my mother came into the station carrying a brown bag for my lunch. Written on the bag was, "Lunch for my big boy. I love you, pumpkin." FML
Today, it was my birthday. We had a huge family dinner and everyone was invited, including my boyfriend. My family is kind of stuck-up, so I was very nervous about him meeting them. He got into an argument with my uncle over how "awesome" Van Halen is, and ignored me all night. FML
Monday 1 September 2014