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RyeBreadBoy
  • Town/Country : St. Clair Shores, MI, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 36621
  • Number of comments : 200
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About RyeBreadBoy : medical school is my life.
i read everything. my favorite series is probably the wheel of time (at least for now).
my favorite movie is she's the man, though wimbledon and pride and prejudice are close.
i like chinese food. and italian.
i love football, tennis, and bowling (which i don't actually consider a sport).

...that's about it.

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Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

#15627116
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43616) - you deserved it (13066)

On 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while driving with my step mother, she attempted to have phone sex with my dad. FML

#15621485
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51143) - you deserved it (4013)

On 04/03/2011 at 1:55pm - intimacy - by Hanna (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked what I was doing. I replied, "What I'm always doing." She couldn't think of anything besides eating. FML

#15621344
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11385) - you deserved it (28422)

On 04/03/2011 at 1:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

#15619603
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70053) - you deserved it (5707)

On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

#15619603
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70053) - you deserved it (5707)

On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

#15617038
351 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97952) - you deserved it (6726)

On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved

Today, I discovered that my girlfriend can only orgasm when we have sex to gospel music. FML

#15613942
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45780) - you deserved it (5511)

On 04/03/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by cantgetup (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML

#15600756
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29087) - you deserved it (10625)

On 04/02/2011 at 3:35am - kids - by Viciousvixen_21 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my dog is so lazy, she doesn't even get out of my bed in the morning to poop. FML

#15591569
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26682) - you deserved it (5072)

On 04/01/2011 at 5:12pm - animals - by poopybed - United States (Illinois)

Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML

#15588696
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44928) - you deserved it (7362)

On 04/01/2011 at 11:55am - misc - by WTF? - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

#15582490
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44889) - you deserved it (4928)

On 03/31/2011 at 11:18pm - misc - by paige - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML

#15577647
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28150) - you deserved it (3751)

On 03/31/2011 at 5:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I learned that I can work out for over an hour a day, cut my daily calories by almost half, keep careful track of my diet, drink nothing but water, and not lose a pound. But I can sure as hell gain weight after one dinner at a buffet. FML

#15570685
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20321) - you deserved it (11686)

On 03/31/2011 at 1:49am - health - by foreverafatty (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I woke up to a beautiful sunrise, the smell of bacon in a frying pan, and some dickhead trying to pick the lock on my front door. FML

Today, I walked into a room, where a guy was violently picking his nose. He kept picking. A very pretty girl walked in after me, and he immediately stopped and sat up straight. Apparently, I'm too ugly to motivate strangers to stop excavating their nasal cavities. FML

#15546142
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30116) - you deserved it (4690)

On 03/29/2011 at 1:12pm - misc - by uggo - United States



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