About Ryebreadboy
medical school is my life. i read everything. my favorite series is probably the wheel of time (at least for now). my favorite movie is she's the man, though wimbledon and pride and prejudice are close. i like chinese food. and italian. i love football, tennis, and bowling (which i don't actually consider a sport). ...that's about it.
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Today, I got arrested for shoplifting. I don't know what's worse, that I stole a one dollar bottle of chocolate milk, or that I didn't have the dollar to pay for it. FML

By kb10 / Monday 14 March 2011 07:32 /

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

By bride - / Monday 14 February 2011 06:24 / United States

Today, my roommate brought a kitten to the apartment. I hate cats, and probably sensing this, the thing clawed me right in the crotch. I of course am not going to say a thing because I happen to be in love with my roommate, but she has no clue how much I hate this thing. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 25 February 2010 00:29 / United States

Today, I showed my fiancé the darling Tinkerbell hoodie I'd bought myself during the weekend. Instead of liking it as I'd hoped, he told me my childish wardrobe was embarrassing, and he wasn't going to be seen in public with me until I wore something different. FML

By Crystal - / Monday 8 March 2010 21:35 / United Kingdom

Today, we were working with infant and adult CPR dummies. After practising flawless CPR on the adult dummy, I announced "And that's how you save someone." Then I tripped on the baby dummy and fell. My co-worker stood up and yelled out, "And that's how you kill a baby." FML

By DUMMIE - / Thursday 4 March 2010 00:07 / United States