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  • Number of visits : 39218
  • Number of comments : 200
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About RyeBreadBoy : medical school is my life.
i read everything. my favorite series is probably the wheel of time (at least for now).
my favorite movie is she's the man, though wimbledon and pride and prejudice are close.
i like chinese food. and italian.
i love football, tennis, and bowling (which i don't actually consider a sport).

...that's about it.

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Today, I Was Babysitting A Little Boy. I Opened Up A New Bottle Of Bubbles And It Was All Goopy And Gross So I Said "Eww!". Te Boy Ten Asks, "Wat's "ew" Mean?". I Replied Wit, "Someting Gross And Yucky". Ten E Pointed At My Face And Say "Ew! Ew! Ewwww!".

#2658966
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50616) - you deserved it (8315)

On 06/06/2009 at 12:23pm - kids - by EwFace (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I bought mah cat a nice big bag of expensive anti-hairball catfood, so she'd stop puking hairballs on mah things. After eating it, she startd running around wildly, howling an projectile vomiting on EVERYTHING. FML

#2655825
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46022) - you deserved it (6586)

On 06/06/2009 at 9:17am - animals - by Jay (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I flew from Chicago to San Francisco to get some of mah stuff out of a storage unit. I left the keys for the padlock at home. mega FML

#2530639
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19565) - you deserved it (48441)

On 06/02/2009 at 12:14pm - misc - by Tom (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I flew from Chicago to San Francisco to get some of mah stuff out of a storage unit. I left the keys for the padlock at home. mega FML

#2530639
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19565) - you deserved it (48441)

On 06/02/2009 at 12:14pm - misc - by Tom (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I flew from Chicago to San Francisco to get some of mah stuff out of a storage unit. I left the keys for the padlock at home. mega FML

#2530639
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19565) - you deserved it (48441)

On 06/02/2009 at 12:14pm - misc - by Tom (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I flew from Chicago to San Francisco to get some of mah stuff out of a storage unit. I left the keys for the padlock at home. mega FML

#2530639
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19565) - you deserved it (48441)

On 06/02/2009 at 12:14pm - misc - by Tom (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I flew from Chicago to San Francisco to get some of mah stuff out of a storage unit. I left the keys for the padlock at home. mega FML

#2530639
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19565) - you deserved it (48441)

On 06/02/2009 at 12:14pm - misc - by Tom (man) - United States (Illinois)

my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by ( at least, I think this is how people feelhen they say that. ) FML

#2526710
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41300) - you deserved it (4764)

On 06/02/2009 at 7:05am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Taday I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler . I wantd to point out he was a very good speaker, and looool could incite a crowd . Instead,hat cummd out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML

#2508726
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37149) - you deserved it (62529)

On 06/01/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Cail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was walking down te sidewalk and eard a little grl ask er dady I ad blue air. He said, ( Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid tings. ) FML

#2485875
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41646) - you deserved it (37057)

On 05/31/2009 at 11:12pm - misc - by bluehairedfreakgirl (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while shopping in the Fml store I bought the ( Retro Sport Tee, ) I didn't notice you r supposed to putted your own ( FML ) on the shrt . Mine says ( Today, Your Text Here . FML . ) FML

#2459150
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23073) - you deserved it (76022)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, I had a dentist appointment. While waiting, I pulled out mah Cosmo magazine to entertain myself. The woman sitting acros from me point an tells me I'm reading "Satan's Manual." I told her I don't believe in Satan. She said, "You'll know he's real when u become his bitch!" FML

#2442070
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52685) - you deserved it (7820)

On 05/30/2009 at 7:22pm - misc - by satanlovesme (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today.. . I turned 30 years old . My dad.. . the only living relative I have.. . gave me a call . Not to wish me a happy birthday.. . but to tell me about "a hot piece of ass" he nailed at the senior center last night . real FML

#2429850
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54298) - you deserved it (2751)

On 05/30/2009 at 11:18am - misc - by willieboom (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I Overheard My 5 Year Old Daughter Call A Girl In Her Dance Class A Slut. Shockd, I Askd Herhere She Heard That Word. Her Response: ( I Heard You An Daddy Say It About Her Mommy. ) FML

#2427571
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8941) - you deserved it (64712)

On 05/30/2009 at 8:48am - kids - by Jess (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today I Won $200 A Contest At A Bar. Te Manager Took Me To A Vaultere Money Collected From Te Stripper Go Into A Pool. He Told Me Tat At Least Alf Of Te Bills Were Slid Troug A Stripper Butt Crack So I Was To "coose Wisely". FML

#2427031
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41934) - you deserved it (8270)

On 05/30/2009 at 7:39am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)



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