About RyeBreadBoy : medical school is my life.
i read everything. my favorite series is probably the wheel of time (at least for now).
my favorite movie is she's the man, though wimbledon and pride and prejudice are close.
i like chinese food. and italian.
i love football, tennis, and bowling (which i don't actually consider a sport).
...that's about it.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML
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On 04/10/2011 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, while dog sitting, the dog peed on the carpet. There was a bottle of cleaning spray on the counter so I sprayed the spot. Turns out that spray was Clorox Bleach. Now their carpet is bright orange. FML
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On 04/09/2011 at 7:00pm - animals - by Danielle - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my dad decided to have a little father and daughter bonding time. Unfortunately, his idea of bonding involves him sitting around at home, getting piss drunk, and falling asleep. FML
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On 04/09/2011 at 6:29pm - misc - by Z (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML
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On 04/09/2011 at 6:00pm - intimacy - by Jill - United States (New York)
Today, when I picked up my repeat subscription of anti-anxiety medication, they had changed the packaging to be more 'child safe'. Now it's so hard to get the pills out that I had an anxiety attack trying to take one. FML
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On 04/09/2011 at 8:53am - health - by VoiceMail (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
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On 04/09/2011 at 7:40am - misc - by Tweety (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, my grandma got up at 6:30am, clattered about the bathroom then sang religious songs at the top of her voice for half an hour. Apparently this is her normal routine, weekends included. She is staying with us for a month. FML
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On 04/09/2011 at 4:21am - misc - by Riley (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)
Today, I went on a date for the first time in eight months. He didn't make a move. I then asked if we were on a date. He said, "I don't know, I guess." I can't tell either. FML
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On 04/09/2011 at 4:08am - love - by confused (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
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On 04/09/2011 at 1:32am - animals - by blehhx - United States
Today, I finally confessed my feelings to my long time crush. He was the only one I've been able to muster up the courage to open up to. He replied "lmao" and hasn't texted back since. FML
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On 04/08/2011 at 9:39pm - love - by notfunny - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother in law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML
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On 04/08/2011 at 12:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML
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On 04/08/2011 at 11:30am - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
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On 04/08/2011 at 11:03am - love - by hopeless -
Today, my husband told me that he can't find his passport. We're supposed to be leaving for Prague in two days. He's known about the trip for months. It was the anniversary vacation that was going to help our frayed relationship. Now my money is going to a hotel in Prague, but I'm not. FML
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On 04/08/2011 at 7:07am - misc - by stuckhome (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I accidentally clamped my hair straightener down on my ear. Eleven hours later, it still feels like I have a burning, swollen fireball hanging off the side of my head. FML
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On 04/07/2011 at 5:18pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
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