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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 January 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 565
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Ryan_Jaxson : Ah well I'm just an average guy, what else can I say?
I do play the guitar. ;)

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Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML


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Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML


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