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Judgmental
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, my roommate and I got into an argument. He told me he understood if I didn't forgive him "for a couple of days." He'd confessed to undressing my girlfriend in her sleep. FML
I agree, your life sucks (29355) - you deserved it (1885)
On 08/12/2011 at 3:54am - intimacy - by James (man) - United States (Washington)
I agree, your life sucks (26812) - you deserved it (3816)
On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)
Today, after coming back from deployment, I found a homeless guy had broken into my house and made it his home for the last 5 months. FML
I agree, your life sucks (29690) - you deserved it (1624)
On 08/11/2011 at 7:38pm - work - by Username - United States
Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML
I agree, your life sucks (39636) - you deserved it (3639)
On 08/11/2011 at 8:56am - intimacy - by bob - United States (Texas)
Today, I bought a $300 gym membership that gives me access to the company's non-premium gyms. The non-premium gyms are all closed due to construction, because they're being turned into premium gyms. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22862) - you deserved it (5151)
On 08/11/2011 at 4:17am - money - by juanjohnfml - United States (California)
Today, I walked out of my house wearing only boxers, only to be greeted by kids with paintball guns. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17083) - you deserved it (9541)
On 08/11/2011 at 12:53am - misc - by Username - United States
Today, my boss became very angry over her own mistake on a spreadsheet. She lashed out by throwing a can of SpaghettiOs at my head. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22145) - you deserved it (1572)
On 08/10/2011 at 10:21pm - work - by Liz - United States
Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack and balls "to clean up the stank". FML
I agree, your life sucks (44840) - you deserved it (2507)
On 08/08/2011 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of my cat break as we reversed over it on the driveway. FML
I agree, your life sucks (46720) - you deserved it (6190)
On 02/10/2011 at 5:58am - animals - by flattened -
Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML
I agree, your life sucks (41264) - you deserved it (7482)
On 01/31/2011 at 5:46pm - intimacy - by anon - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML
I agree, your life sucks (34118) - you deserved it (426)
On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Monday 20 May 2013
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