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Today, my little brother proudly informed me that he found a way to suck pool water up his asshole. FML
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On 08/16/2011 at 2:22am - kids - by Gross... (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, a cute guy in a bar came up to me, and we started chatting. I'm a natural blonde, and he commented on how nice my hair was. He then followed this up with, "Does the carpet match the curtains?" FML
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On 08/15/2011 at 11:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML
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On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States
Today, my mom threw out years worth of trophies that I'd put tons of effort into earning. Her reason? They all looked the same to her. FML
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On 08/15/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by Facepalm (man) - United States (California)
Today, I got a really bad sunburn on my face while at the lake. Not to worry, though; my friends made me feel better by saying, "It takes the attention away from your acne." FML
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On 08/15/2011 at 5:38pm - health - by Username - United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me while we were at the pool. He seemed shocked that I wasn't crying. A slim girl in a bikini walked past and said, "Don't worry, fat people are used to it." FML
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On 08/15/2011 at 1:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)
Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML
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On 08/15/2011 at 12:20pm - love - by Leota (woman) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I came home to find a window broken and my neighbours searching inside my house. Apparently, they'd heard a small child asking for help inside my house. I recently taught my dog to "talk." FML
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On 08/15/2011 at 2:23am - animals - by Mumbling Mutt101 (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, our cleaning lady's son came to our house claiming that his mother had died of a heart attack. We gave him her entire month's salary as well as some extra money. A few hours later, our cleaning lady turned up for work. Turns out she doesn't have a son. FML
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On 08/15/2011 at 1:45am - money - by duped (woman) - Pakistan (Punjab)
Today, at work, a customer came in. Since I was behind the counter, I asked if she needed help with anything. I've worked there for five years, and I didn't recognize my own boss. FML
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On 08/15/2011 at 1:00am - work - by DramaticSigh (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, it was my engagement party. All was going fabulously until my fiancé's dad decided to give us a toast, and completely forgot my name in front of all my family and friends. I've been with his son for 7 years. FML
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On 08/15/2011 at 12:16am - love - by Alex (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML
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On 08/14/2011 at 10:51pm - love - by MC (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was knocked into a wall by a high-pressure water cannon suddenly kicking in. I was only going to the corner store to buy some chocolate. Probably serves me right for not noticing a small riot due to a thumping hangover. FML
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Today, a girl came into my salon to permanently straighten her really long and curly hair. After several long hours, I went to the counter to charge her. She ran out faster than an Olympic runner. FML
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On 08/14/2011 at 8:47pm - work - by theultimatesalonfail - United States
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
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On 08/14/2011 at 3:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
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