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Judgmental
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31626) - you deserved it (3752) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML
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On 10/17/2011 at 9:14pm - work - by number2 - United States
Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up with my girlfriend. They said when I patch things up with her, I can have my stuff back. FML
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On 09/26/2011 at 9:10pm - love - by faded as shit - United States
Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5 am because she thought someone was watching her from the park. It was a trash can. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20467) - you deserved it (2225)
On 08/18/2011 at 6:02am - misc - by boyfriend123 - United States
Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML
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On 08/16/2011 at 8:31pm - animals - by busybuzzybee - United States (California)
Today, I found out that I was moving to Germany. I'm going to be put back a year in school because of the system change. I also don't speak a word of German. Why? Because my mother wants to brag about this experience to her friends. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23695) - you deserved it (1740)
On 08/16/2011 at 8:05pm - kids - by Awesome (woman) - Russian Federation
Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was from a baby rabbit. FML
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On 08/16/2011 at 3:27pm - misc - by scaredscreenless - United States
Today, I woke up exhausted because a croaking frog had kept me awake the night before. This has happened every night for the past week, and no matter how far away I take the frog, it always ends up sitting in the same place the next morning. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20070) - you deserved it (3926)
On 08/16/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by froggylicious - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML
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On 08/16/2011 at 12:55pm - work - by secret dancer (woman) - Sweden (Jonkopings Lan)
Today, I introduced my parrot to oranges. Now she makes a high pitched scream if I don't give her any, and I've just run out of oranges. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20304) - you deserved it (7672)
On 08/16/2011 at 11:00am - misc - by bursteardrums (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)
Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22912) - you deserved it (10566)
On 08/16/2011 at 10:22am - misc - by erineilis - United States (New York)
Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML
I agree, your life sucks (5450) - you deserved it (48358)
On 08/16/2011 at 6:17am - animals - by NaniNarcotic - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspiring to kill us. FML
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On 08/16/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by Stevie - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I biked 15 km to my girlfriend's house in really heavy rain to surprise her. Turns out she's on holiday in Spain, and hadn't bothered to tell me. FML
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On 08/16/2011 at 2:44am - love - by 800z - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, I was caught and fined for picking a lock. I have OCD. I was picking the padlock on a toilet paper holder in a public toilet because the roll was the wrong way round. FML
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On 08/16/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by Anon - Australia (New South Wales)
Monday 17 June 2013
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