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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 680
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML

#18716901
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34283) - you deserved it (4601) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm - animals - by Fat_abott - France

Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML

#18010067
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27680) - you deserved it (3374)

On 10/17/2011 at 9:14pm - work - by number2 - United States

Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up with my girlfriend. They said when I patch things up with her, I can have my stuff back. FML

#17842672
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32152) - you deserved it (4611)

On 09/26/2011 at 9:10pm - love - by faded as shit - United States

Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5 am because she thought someone was watching her from the park. It was a trash can. FML

#17507897
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24654) - you deserved it (2968)

On 08/18/2011 at 6:02am - misc - by boyfriend123 - United States

Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML

#17493328
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32916) - you deserved it (2254)

On 08/16/2011 at 8:31pm - animals - by busybuzzybee - United States (California)

Today, I found out that I was moving to Germany. I'm going to be put back a year in school because of the system change. I also don't speak a word of German. Why? Because my mother wants to brag about this experience to her friends. FML

#17493123
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27771) - you deserved it (2255)

On 08/16/2011 at 8:05pm - kids - by Awesome (woman) - Russian Federation

Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was from a baby rabbit. FML

#17490947
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9541) - you deserved it (22242)

On 08/16/2011 at 3:27pm - misc - by scaredscreenless - United States

Today, I woke up exhausted because a croaking frog had kept me awake the night before. This has happened every night for the past week, and no matter how far away I take the frog, it always ends up sitting in the same place the next morning. FML

#17490517
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23345) - you deserved it (4989)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by froggylicious - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML

#17490024
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19905) - you deserved it (9742)

On 08/16/2011 at 12:55pm - work - by secret dancer (woman) - Sweden (Jonkopings Lan)

Today, I introduced my parrot to oranges. Now she makes a high pitched scream if I don't give her any, and I've just run out of oranges. FML

#17489385
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20901) - you deserved it (7762)

On 08/16/2011 at 11:00am - misc - by bursteardrums (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML

#17489225
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27539) - you deserved it (14718)

On 08/16/2011 at 10:22am - misc - by erineilis - United States (New York)

Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML

#17488478
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6989) - you deserved it (64771)

On 08/16/2011 at 6:17am - animals - by NaniNarcotic - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspiring to kill us. FML

#17487537
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25583) - you deserved it (3150)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by Stevie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I biked 15 km to my girlfriend's house in really heavy rain to surprise her. Turns out she's on holiday in Spain, and hadn't bothered to tell me. FML

#17487465
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30404) - you deserved it (3902)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:44am - love - by 800z - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I was caught and fined for picking a lock. I have OCD. I was picking the padlock on a toilet paper holder in a public toilet because the roll was the wrong way round. FML

#17487298
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28244) - you deserved it (11279)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by Anon - Australia (New South Wales)



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