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RpiesSPIES
  • Town/Country : Ohio, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 May 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 224
  • Number of comments : 162
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About RpiesSPIES : I play games and go to community college.
I also like to look at the bright side of FML's... Then proceed to select all + delete.
Honesty - Everyone asks for it, but are mad when they receive it.
Tact = Lying
Why must people use wordplay to appease others? Wouldn't it be better to just be straightforward? There's ways to tell someone the truth without using Tact.

Currently playing (not that anyone cares):
League of Legends (PC)
Phantasy Star Online episodes 1 and 2 (Gamecube)
Dark Souls (360)
CoD: BOII (360)
Tera (PC)
Phantasy Star Online 2 (PC)

Favorite Anime list (top to bottom):
One Piece (only series in here, but I love it and can't judge it with the others fairly)
Angel Beats!
Mirai Nikki (tied with Angel Beats!)
Chobits
Elfen Lied
Tears to Tiara
Eden of the East
Last Exile
Baka and Test
Kaze No Stigma
Squid Girl
Rest were mostly good/decent, but can't remember them all atm ^^

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Today, a technician from my ISP came to my house to replace my router. He asked for a glass of water, one thing led to another, and for some reason I'll never fully understand, we ended up having sex. Looks like porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. FML

#20537010
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14211) - you deserved it (49586)

On 03/09/2013 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by je_regrette_tout (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market and buy a copy of 50 Shades of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laugh while ringing me up. FML

#20516035
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33519) - you deserved it (7833)

On 02/21/2013 at 8:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML

#20497647
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12224) - you deserved it (18046)

On 02/07/2013 at 10:58pm - animals - by fish killer - Canada

Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon" and ended the same conversation with "and that's why we should divorce." FML

#20495499
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36105) - you deserved it (2896)

On 02/06/2013 at 8:38am - love - by PokeWife (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was trying on some shoes. As I was bending down, an old lady with a walking frame slowly approached. As she got close she whispered to me "Mmm, you've got a nice tushie." My girlfriend will not let me hear the end of it. FML

#20482645
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20679) - you deserved it (2238)

On 01/28/2013 at 3:14am - misc - by Creeped out (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I walked in on my son and his friend comparing their penis sizes. They're 6. FML

#20415295
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29510) - you deserved it (3693)

On 12/23/2012 at 1:02am - misc - by oh my son - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I went on a romantic date to a botanical garden in the hills. A giant bushfire erupted in the hills on our way, meaning we're now stuck out here because the roads are closed. So romantic. FML

#20132703
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11524) - you deserved it (1655)

On 10/25/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by not even a sexy bushfire - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was in the hospital with rib injuries after being rear-ended by a truck. The doc said, "Well, you'll probably feel like you've been hit by a truck for a while." Everyone laughed, except me. When I said he was being insensitive, he replied, "Calm down, I'm just ribbing you." FML

#19633356
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11020) - you deserved it (19370)

On 05/16/2012 at 6:29pm - health - by ...... (man) - United States

Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML

#16860650
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32657) - you deserved it (11853)

On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, my college roommate whom I've never met moved in. Good thing I wasn't completely naked, playing with myself on the couch when he walked in. That would've been awkward. FML

#4983449
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6904) - you deserved it (26006)

On 09/01/2009 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by mrboston (man) - United States (Texas)



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