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RpiesSPIES

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RpiesSPIES

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 May 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1186
  • Number of comments : 279
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About RpiesSPIES : I play games, work at a cinema and go to community college.
I also like to look at the bright side of FML's... Then proceed to select all + delete.
Honesty - Everyone asks for it, but are mad when they receive it.
Tact = Lying
Why must people use wordplay to appease others? Wouldn't it be better to just be straightforward? There's ways to tell someone the truth without using tact.

Currently playing (not that anyone cares):
League of Legends
Monster Hunter 4
Elite: Dangerous
Evolve
CS:GO
Phantasy Star Online ep I and II

Favorite Anime list (myanimelist.net/animelist/rpiesspies):
One Piece (only series in here, but I love it and can't judge it with the others fairly)
Mirai Nikki
Golden Time
Anohana: The Flower We Saw That Day
HaNaYaMaTa
Chobits
No Game No Life
My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU

RpiesSPIES's page activity

Visits<b>Miss_Whipped</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 3:38am<b>musicloverwells</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 3:02am<b>heyqt</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 5:31pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 3:51pm<b>expertsmilee</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 1:04pm<b>black_sher</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 7:13pm<b>sonsofadmirals</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 7:48pm<b>ossiozac</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 1:34am<b>kelseysking</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 1:03pm<b>ashieee143</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 2:53am<b>Clinky92</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 7:59am<b>kdgsmiley</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 7:09pm<b>harrystyless</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 5:25pm<b>skiddymarker</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 12:21pm<b>abortionsurvivor</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 10:27pm<b>TACOS1</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 10:33am<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 2:51pm<b>melpower</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 10:24am

Fucked!<b>Miss_Whipped</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 9:38am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 7:27pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 8:52pm

RpiesSPIES's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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RpiesSPIES's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to endure the most mortifying ambulance ride of my life after my fiancé's cock ring got stuck on my tongue piercing. As I was trying not to choke or vomit, he actually high-fived one of the EMTs and tried to get him to take a picture on his phone. FML

#21424446
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29668) - you deserved it (8602)

On 06/11/2015 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by awkward - United Kingdom (Dumfries and Galloway)

Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML

#21408187
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27884) - you deserved it (2115)

On 05/11/2015 at 12:23am - love - by CryoSpectre - United States (California)

Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML

#21366982
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (134) - you deserved it (30)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, a teenage girl bumped into me and my phone fell out of my hands, and over the Golden Gate Bridge. FML

#21081896
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54850) - you deserved it (5586)

On 03/09/2014 at 1:08am - misc - by Seriously? - United States (California)

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

#21020996
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62239) - you deserved it (27043)

On 01/08/2014 at 12:43am - intimacy - by gottacatchemall (woman) - United States

Today, I was sitting at my favorite coffee shop, when a creepy 50-ish looking guy sat at my table. He asked if I'm into submissive guys, and if I wanted to dominate him. I'm a 17-year-old girl, and am now scared to ever go back there. FML

#20754256
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46723) - you deserved it (2796)

On 06/29/2013 at 1:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Czech Republic

Today, a technician from my ISP came to my house to replace my router. He asked for a glass of water, one thing led to another, and for some reason I'll never fully understand, we ended up having sex. Looks like porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. FML

#20537010
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21887) - you deserved it (62150)

On 03/09/2013 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by je_regrette_tout (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML

#20518830
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26980) - you deserved it (45083)

On 02/23/2013 at 1:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market and buy a copy of 50 Shades of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laugh while ringing me up. FML

#20516035
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39427) - you deserved it (10398)

On 02/21/2013 at 8:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML

#20497647
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16513) - you deserved it (25997)

On 02/07/2013 at 10:58pm - animals - by fish killer - Canada

Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon" and ended the same conversation with "and that's why we should divorce." FML

#20495499
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44886) - you deserved it (4142)

On 02/06/2013 at 8:38am - love - by PokeWife (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was trying on some shoes. As I was bending down, an old lady with a walking frame slowly approached. As she got close she whispered to me "Mmm, you've got a nice tushie." My girlfriend will not let me hear the end of it. FML

#20482645
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27989) - you deserved it (3402)

On 01/28/2013 at 3:14am - misc - by Creeped out (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I walked in on my son and his friend comparing their penis sizes. They're 6. FML

#20415295
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36308) - you deserved it (5114)

On 12/23/2012 at 1:02am - misc - by oh my son - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I went on a romantic date to a botanical garden in the hills. A giant bushfire erupted in the hills on our way, meaning we're now stuck out here because the roads are closed. So romantic. FML

#20132703
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17298) - you deserved it (2156)

On 10/25/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by not even a sexy bushfire - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about time I get laid, because the hot guy was Brock from Pokémon. FML

#20119984
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31325) - you deserved it (6248)

On 10/16/2012 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by L (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)



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