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About Rozza17 : Hey! I am a vegetarian, blonde and an Aussie.
I dislike the "mainstream" music.
I like most music genres. I will listen to anything from Bring Me The Horizon to Enigma to Eminem to Flume to Parkway Drive to Bon Iver to Evanescence to Hans Zimmer to Blackmill to Deep Forest to anything from the 80s, I think you get the point.+so much more music.
I absolutely adore Koda's music (check him out if you like chill music).
I play PS3 (hoping to get a PS4 soon!)
Love GTA!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Vice City, San Andreas and V)
Mafia II is a great game!
Occasionally I play PS2 and Sega.
I would rather spend my day reading, doing puzzles and board games than hanging out with friends. Yeah I'm a bit of an antisocial butt.
James Patterson is a brilliant author.
TV shows- Bones, Breaking Bad, I Dream Of Jeannie etc.
Love animals. I have two poodles and two birds.
Feel free to message me, I will reply pretty quickly too!
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Today, my mom told me how lucky I was to inherit her "asymptomatic" periods. It's true, I don't get cramps, bloating or mood swings with my periods. Nope, just excruciatingly painful diarrhea. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, I ate at Subway during my lunch hour. A group of teenage girls sat down at the table next to mine. They all shared good laugh about the "friendless, chubby chick" sitting near them, while attempting to discreetly point at me. FML
Today, I had to babysit my 7-year-old niece while my brother bought Christmas presents. After he left, she walked up to me and said in a very dark voice, "I'm gonna make you hate children!" Now my apartment looks like a bomb site. FML
Today, I have such severe ADD that I can't focus without my medication. When I take the medication, I can only focus on one thing, but not necessarily the thing I need to be focusing on. I have a chem test soon, and I've been vacuuming my room for the past 4 hours. FML
Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, my brain decided to go into suicide mode. So far I've managed to open a fridge door into my face, walk balls-first into the corner of a table, and sliced my finger while trying to cut open some thick plastic packaging with scissors. I'll probably be dead by the time this is posted. FML
Wednesday 28 January 2015