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Rozza17

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 September 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1171
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Rozza17 : Hey! I am a vegetarian, blonde and an Aussie.
I dislike the "mainstream" music.
I like most music genres. I will listen to anything from Bring Me The Horizon to Enigma to Eminem to Flume to Parkway Drive to Bon Iver to Evanescence to Hans Zimmer to Blackmill to Deep Forest to anything from the 80s, I think you get the point.+so much more music.
I absolutely adore Koda's music (check him out if you like chill music).
I play PS3 (hoping to get a PS4 soon!)
Love GTA!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Vice City, San Andreas and V)
Mafia II is a great game!
Occasionally I play PS2 and Sega.
I would rather spend my day reading, doing puzzles and board games than hanging out with friends. Yeah I'm a bit of an antisocial butt.
James Patterson is a brilliant author.
TV shows- Bones, Breaking Bad, I Dream Of Jeannie etc.
Love animals. I have two poodles and two birds.

Feel free to message me, I will reply pretty quickly too!
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Rozza17's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML

#21320583
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4884) - you deserved it (331)

On 12/19/2014 at 10:16pm - misc - by cantunhear - United States (New York)

Today, my mom told me how lucky I was to inherit her "asymptomatic" periods. It's true, I don't get cramps, bloating or mood swings with my periods. Nope, just excruciatingly painful diarrhea. Thanks, mom. FML

#21318154
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27524) - you deserved it (2328)

On 12/15/2014 at 8:23pm - misc - by period_probs (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my cat let out the biggest moan I have ever heard, while we were both in the living room. My dad heard and accused me of watching porn. FML

#21317874
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28979) - you deserved it (2498)

On 12/15/2014 at 11:07am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I ate at Subway during my lunch hour. A group of teenage girls sat down at the table next to mine. They all shared good laugh about the "friendless, chubby chick" sitting near them, while attempting to discreetly point at me. FML

#21317606
130 comments

Today, I had to babysit my 7-year-old niece while my brother bought Christmas presents. After he left, she walked up to me and said in a very dark voice, "I'm gonna make you hate children!" Now my apartment looks like a bomb site. FML

#21316125
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26204) - you deserved it (2247)

On 12/12/2014 at 10:15am - kids - by Che_likes_you - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me via Facebook chat. When I asked her why, she replied "You know why." and blocked me. No, I don't know. FML

#21299125
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31656) - you deserved it (2546)

On 11/14/2014 at 7:11pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I overheard my son mutter to himself, "If Hitler could do it to that many people, so could I..." Anyone recommend a good psychiatrist? FML

#21290608
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32387) - you deserved it (2885)

On 11/02/2014 at 3:57pm - kids - by failure (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I asked a passenger what he wanted to drink. When he said marijuana, I started making pot jokes. He really asked for mineral water. I was given a drug test when we landed. FML

#21269829
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29858) - you deserved it (10286)

On 10/02/2014 at 9:55pm - work - by stewardess - United States (Texas)

Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML

#21268378
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39406) - you deserved it (13327)

On 09/30/2014 at 2:48pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I have such severe ADD that I can't focus without my medication. When I take the medication, I can only focus on one thing, but not necessarily the thing I need to be focusing on. I have a chem test soon, and I've been vacuuming my room for the past 4 hours. FML

#21265203
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40870) - you deserved it (4481)

On 09/25/2014 at 3:32pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML

#21245451
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50718) - you deserved it (9746)

On 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm - health - by whotouchedyou1 - United States (Texas)

Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML

#21206177
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40308) - you deserved it (6124)

On 07/11/2014 at 4:34pm - health - by soundslikeadumbcommentersituation (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML

#21182417
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43610) - you deserved it (9032)

On 06/20/2014 at 10:04pm - misc - by secret meat (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my brain decided to go into suicide mode. So far I've managed to open a fridge door into my face, walk balls-first into the corner of a table, and sliced my finger while trying to cut open some thick plastic packaging with scissors. I'll probably be dead by the time this is posted. FML

#21165186
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48100) - you deserved it (5568)

On 06/06/2014 at 5:26pm - health - by FMyBrain (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I found out the reason our toilet paper has been disappearing so fast recently isn't because my son is wanking like a gibbon as I first thought. He's just been using our shredder to make streamers out of the stuff, then hiding it all in a box in his closet. Fucking hell, son. FML

#21128713
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37153) - you deserved it (4091)

On 05/02/2014 at 10:04am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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