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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 September 1998 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2814
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Rozza17 : Hey! Hope you are having an amazing day creeping through FML profiles...

A quick about me: I waste my life watching YouTube 👍

Feel free to message me, I will reply pretty quickly too!

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Visits<b>bugjuice1</b> - the 12/01/2016 at 3:46pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 09/23/2016 at 3:27pm<b>sillymama</b> - the 09/08/2016 at 4:08am<b>Frau_Blucher</b> - the 09/01/2016 at 2:13am<b>skygage</b> - the 08/31/2016 at 3:05am<b>Ahyuenhsia</b> - the 08/17/2016 at 6:41pm<b>thatannoyingdude</b> - the 08/16/2016 at 10:05am<b>gholden3510</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 11:05pm<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 8:58pm<b>Maximusmime</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 7:42pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 1:54am<b>mediocreamerican</b> - the 07/29/2016 at 1:06pm<b>arisanator9900</b> - the 07/26/2016 at 12:29am<b>Tripartita</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 5:31pm<b>tygerarmy</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 5:22pm<b>Baustigt</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 10:46am<b>loxe</b> - the 07/08/2016 at 9:17am<b>zskninoh</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 5:27am

Fucked!<b>thatannoyingdude</b> - the 08/16/2016 at 4:05pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 08/14/2016 at 11:48pm<b>bugjuice1</b> - the 05/30/2016 at 4:46pm<b>Michelle1121</b> - the 05/26/2016 at 5:09am<b>LH_FIRE_22</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 5:46am<b>Frau_Blucher</b> - the 05/19/2016 at 1:29pm<b>SOILEDIT</b> - the 05/19/2016 at 1:46am<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 05/18/2016 at 4:46pm<b>deathrise007</b> - the 05/18/2016 at 3:28pm<b>Bubbafina</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 1:39am<b>mylonius</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 12:53am<b>ssnow</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 11:56pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 12:14am<b>TheBelt</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 1:53pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 6:28am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 5:57am<b>AHzulu</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 7:56pm<b>yolo_swagxD</b> - the 01/16/2015 at 12:25am

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Rozza17's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice since I was 13. FML

Today, a crow somehow got stuck in my ceiling. It's been making tons of noise for 9 hours now, including crowing very loudly. I live in a one-bedroom apartment, I have no access to the attic and the property owner doesn't give a shit. FML

by SeverelyAnnoyed / 03/31/2016 at 1:53pm / Netherlands / Animals

Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML

by yif2 / 05/16/2015 at 7:47am / United States / Animals

Today, my dad rejected my birthday present to him because it was "Made in China." FML

by whatajerk / 01/02/2015 at 10:11pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML

by cantunhear / 12/19/2014 at 10:16pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom told me how lucky I was to inherit her "asymptomatic" periods. It's true, I don't get cramps, bloating or mood swings with my periods. Nope, just excruciatingly painful diarrhea. Thanks, mom. FML

by period_probs / 12/15/2014 at 8:23pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, my cat let out the biggest moan I have ever heard, while we were both in the living room. My dad heard and accused me of watching porn. FML

by Anonymous / 12/15/2014 at 11:07am / Australia / Animals

Today, I ate at Subway during my lunch hour. A group of teenage girls sat down at the table next to mine. They all shared good laugh about the "friendless, chubby chick" sitting near them, while attempting to discreetly point at me. FML

by endure_survive / 12/14/2014 at 10:17pm / New Zealand (Waikato) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I had to babysit my 7-year-old niece while my brother bought Christmas presents. After he left, she walked up to me and said in a very dark voice, "I'm gonna make you hate children!" Now my apartment looks like a bomb site. FML

by Che_likes_you / 12/12/2014 at 10:15am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids

Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me via Facebook chat. When I asked her why, she replied "You know why." and blocked me. No, I don't know. FML

by Anonymous / 11/14/2014 at 7:11pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, I overheard my son mutter to himself, "If Hitler could do it to that many people, so could I..." Anyone recommend a good psychiatrist? FML

by failure / 11/02/2014 at 3:57pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids

Today, I asked a passenger what he wanted to drink. When he said marijuana, I started making pot jokes. He really asked for mineral water. I was given a drug test when we landed. FML

by stewardess / 10/02/2014 at 9:55pm / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML

by Anonymous / 09/30/2014 at 2:48pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids

Today, I have such severe ADD that I can't focus without my medication. When I take the medication, I can only focus on one thing, but not necessarily the thing I need to be focusing on. I have a chem test soon, and I've been vacuuming my room for the past 4 hours. FML

by Anonymous / 09/25/2014 at 3:32pm / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML

by whotouchedyou1 / 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm / United States (Texas) / Health