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Rozza17

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 September 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 913
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Rozza17 : Hey, I'm a vegetarian and an Australian, I'm a blonde and my hair is about 60-70cm long approx.
I hate all the mainstream music! Koda would probably have to be be my favourite artist (check him out he's really amazing and deserves way more then all the horrid 'bands' and so called 'artists' nowadays!). Just want to say that- "There is a hell believe me I've seen it, there is a heaven lets keep it a secret"
I listen to all types of genres besides a few.
I spend my days listening to music and wasting time at school.
Grand Theft Auto would have to be my favourite game - Vice City, San Andreas and V.
Dogs are awesome and so are fish and every other animal basically haha.
James Patterson is my favourite author.
Love Bones and Breaking Bad!

Feel free to message me, I will reply pretty quick too.
:D

PS- just to save some people the time, I DONT have a kik, snapchat, Instagram, Facebook or anything like that so don't even bother.

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Rozza17's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked a passenger what he wanted to drink. When he said marijuana, I started making pot jokes. He really asked for mineral water. I was given a drug test when we landed. FML

#21269829
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29606) - you deserved it (10203)

On 10/02/2014 at 9:55pm - work - by stewardess - United States (Texas)

Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML

#21268378
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38473) - you deserved it (12651)

On 09/30/2014 at 2:48pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I have such severe ADD that I can't focus without my medication. When I take the medication, I can only focus on one thing, but not necessarily the thing I need to be focusing on. I have a chem test soon, and I've been vacuuming my room for the past 4 hours. FML

#21265203
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (519) - you deserved it (3993)

On 09/25/2014 at 3:32pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML

#21245451
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50607) - you deserved it (9726)

On 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm - health - by whotouchedyou1 - United States (Texas)

Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML

#21206177
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40260) - you deserved it (6114)

On 07/11/2014 at 4:34pm - health - by soundslikeadumbcommentersituation (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML

#21182417
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42539) - you deserved it (8789)

On 06/20/2014 at 10:04pm - misc - by secret meat (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my brain decided to go into suicide mode. So far I've managed to open a fridge door into my face, walk balls-first into the corner of a table, and sliced my finger while trying to cut open some thick plastic packaging with scissors. I'll probably be dead by the time this is posted. FML

#21165186
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47701) - you deserved it (5517)

On 06/06/2014 at 5:26pm - health - by FMyBrain (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I found out the reason our toilet paper has been disappearing so fast recently isn't because my son is wanking like a gibbon as I first thought. He's just been using our shredder to make streamers out of the stuff, then hiding it all in a box in his closet. Fucking hell, son. FML

#21128713
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36205) - you deserved it (3978)

On 05/02/2014 at 10:04am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, while driving home, my 3-year-old daughter told me she had to poop. I told her that she would have to wait until we got home. When we got home, she pulled down her pants and shat on the floor, because, "I'm home now." FML

#21040159
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44616) - you deserved it (9234)

On 01/25/2014 at 11:29pm - kids - by mom - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML

#21039900
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24136) - you deserved it (47580)

On 01/25/2014 at 7:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my 7-year-old daughter made a new game: hitting me in the groin when I'm not expecting it. She hunts me in the house, hides around corners, and behind furniture to ambush me. She'll even do it if she catches me napping. I'm a grown man living in fear of a little girl. FML

#21029770
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51613) - you deserved it (11561)

On 01/16/2014 at 12:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

#21020996
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59442) - you deserved it (25796)

On 01/08/2014 at 12:43am - intimacy - by gottacatchemall (woman) - United States

Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML

#21000904
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37126) - you deserved it (3240)

On 12/22/2013 at 12:37am - misc - by Isitreallythatbad, (woman) - United States

Today, I worked 24 hours straight fixing my company's servers. After it was over, I breathed a huge sigh of relief and promptly fell asleep at my desk. My boss found me an hour later, refused to listen to me, and fired me for sleeping on the job. FML

#20933214
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47022) - you deserved it (4140)

On 10/25/2013 at 5:01am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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