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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 September 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1056
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Rozza17 : Hey, I'm a vegetarian and an Australian, I'm a blonde and my hair is about 60-70cm long approx.
I hate all the mainstream music! Koda would probably have to be be my favourite artist (check him out he's really amazing and deserves way more then all the horrid 'bands' and so called 'artists' nowadays!). Just want to say that- "There is a hell believe me I've seen it, there is a heaven lets keep it a secret"
I listen to all types of genres besides a few.
I spend my days listening to music and wasting time at school.
Grand Theft Auto would have to be my favourite game - Vice City, San Andreas and V.
Dogs are awesome and so are fish and every other animal basically haha.
James Patterson is my favourite author.
Love Bones and Breaking Bad!

Feel free to message me, I will reply pretty quick too.

PS- just to save some people the time, I DONT have a kik, snapchat, Instagram, Facebook or anything like that so don't even bother.

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Rozza17's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me via Facebook chat. When I asked her why, she replied "You know why." and blocked me. No, I don't know. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30700) - you deserved it (2526)

On 11/14/2014 at 7:11pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I overheard my son mutter to himself, "If Hitler could do it to that many people, so could I..." Anyone recommend a good psychiatrist? FML


I agree, your life sucks (32202) - you deserved it (2880)

On 11/02/2014 at 3:57pm - kids - by failure (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I asked a passenger what he wanted to drink. When he said marijuana, I started making pot jokes. He really asked for mineral water. I was given a drug test when we landed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29840) - you deserved it (10280)

On 10/02/2014 at 9:55pm - work - by stewardess - United States (Texas)

Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38703) - you deserved it (12733)

On 09/30/2014 at 2:48pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I have such severe ADD that I can't focus without my medication. When I take the medication, I can only focus on one thing, but not necessarily the thing I need to be focusing on. I have a chem test soon, and I've been vacuuming my room for the past 4 hours. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40846) - you deserved it (4477)

On 09/25/2014 at 3:32pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50673) - you deserved it (9737)

On 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm - health - by whotouchedyou1 - United States (Texas)

Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40290) - you deserved it (6121)

On 07/11/2014 at 4:34pm - health - by soundslikeadumbcommentersituation (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42578) - you deserved it (8796)

On 06/20/2014 at 10:04pm - misc - by secret meat (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my brain decided to go into suicide mode. So far I've managed to open a fridge door into my face, walk balls-first into the corner of a table, and sliced my finger while trying to cut open some thick plastic packaging with scissors. I'll probably be dead by the time this is posted. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48071) - you deserved it (5567)

On 06/06/2014 at 5:26pm - health - by FMyBrain (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I found out the reason our toilet paper has been disappearing so fast recently isn't because my son is wanking like a gibbon as I first thought. He's just been using our shredder to make streamers out of the stuff, then hiding it all in a box in his closet. Fucking hell, son. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37134) - you deserved it (4088)

On 05/02/2014 at 10:04am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, while driving home, my 3-year-old daughter told me she had to poop. I told her that she would have to wait until we got home. When we got home, she pulled down her pants and shat on the floor, because, "I'm home now." FML


I agree, your life sucks (44647) - you deserved it (9235)

On 01/25/2014 at 11:29pm - kids - by mom - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24146) - you deserved it (47607)

On 01/25/2014 at 7:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my 7-year-old daughter made a new game: hitting me in the groin when I'm not expecting it. She hunts me in the house, hides around corners, and behind furniture to ambush me. She'll even do it if she catches me napping. I'm a grown man living in fear of a little girl. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51657) - you deserved it (11571)

On 01/16/2014 at 12:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59556) - you deserved it (25827)

On 01/08/2014 at 12:43am - intimacy - by gottacatchemall (woman) - United States

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