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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3255
  • Number of comments : 212
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 31 posted

About RoseBlack123 : Just your average coffee loving, book reading, extreme sarcasm enthusiast! :D

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Visits<b>EMOHATE</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 6:02pm<b>allred1997</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 1:28am<b>Zyssii</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 3:42pm<b>xauuxa</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 11:38am<b>fadiuj</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 2:30am<b>03stroker03</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 12:29pm<b>timthescott</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 7:06am<b>SouL_WraitH</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 11:33pm<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 7:43pm<b>MoisesCervantes</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 2:15am<b>moron011</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 11:04pm<b>drunkmunkey</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 5:38pm<b>Dingodile</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 9:32am<b>jonathan7777</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 2:18am<b>hodula1</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 1:40am<b>checkyalater</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 8:31pm<b>Matheo</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 6:00pm<b>niksatter96</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 4:02pm

Fucked!<b>timthescott</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 1:07pm<b>moron011</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 5:04am<b>niksatter96</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 10:02pm<b>oobergoober89</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 9:25pm<b>quiksilver415</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 9:11pm<b>BananaCoconutty</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 5:42pm<b>YourOpinionSucks</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 3:47pm<b>JustCauseRalph</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 11:06pm<b>int15</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 6:28pm<b>winterforever97</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 3:54am<b>Matheo</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 11:29pm<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 10:12pm<b>mattgainey</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 7:37pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 7:21pm<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 6:19pm<b>keiNan</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 5:45pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 4:48pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 4:46pm

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RoseBlack123's favorite FMLs

Today, a guy asked me out on Facebook, then called me a conceited bitch when I said no. I don't know, dude; maybe it's just that I already have a boyfriend, that you asked me out on Facebook, and that you posted the same message on 4 other girls' walls as well. FML

#21457386
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24593) - you deserved it (1562)

On 08/17/2015 at 11:39pm - misc - by sonice (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was singing along to my favorite song when a giant bug flew into my mouth. I was so shocked I almost swallowed it. After I was done freaking out, my sister wanted to throw the bug a big funeral for its "heroic sacrifice" in shutting me up. FML

#21450341
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23961) - you deserved it (5623)

On 08/01/2015 at 4:29am - animals - by funnnyyyyy -_- (woman) - Nepal

Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML

Today, I entered the lecture hall where my class takes place. I sat in the front row as usual, but I noticed that none of the other students looked familiar. I quickly realised that I was in the wrong class after a different professor showed up and told me to get out. FML

Today, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice, so once at the counter, I accidentally said quite loudly, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML

#21217858
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37879) - you deserved it (12644)

On 07/22/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Face fucking palm - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML

Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML

#21173084
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48983) - you deserved it (5841)

On 06/13/2014 at 5:27am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a buffet with my kids and husband. As my boys got up to get more food, I told them they'd better come back with something green on their plate. They both came back with mint ice cream and got a high-five from my husband. FML

#21154562
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47746) - you deserved it (28576)

On 05/28/2014 at 12:28pm - kids - by outsmartedbykids (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my friend announced that she'd lost weight recently. As I was congratulating her, my baby sister said, "I think you're still fat but that's good because you can give more meat to God when you go to heaven." Now I have to explain to a 6-year-old that God isn't a cannibal. FML

#21152005
11 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48930) - you deserved it (5621)

On 05/26/2014 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wolverhampton)

Today, I baked a strawberry cake and I didn't have any fresh strawberries for garnish, so I used a can of strawberry pie filling. My neighbors said it looked like the cake was taken from the dumpster behind an abortion clinic. FML

#21146042
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41249) - you deserved it (8087)

On 05/20/2014 at 5:54am - misc - by sothishappened (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my idiot sister had to have her aged dog put down, then she posts on MY Facebook page, "RIP, Buddy, we'll miss you." My adult children and most of my friends thought I died. FML

#21145745
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46312) - you deserved it (4533)

On 05/19/2014 at 10:38pm - misc - by SmittyJA24 - United States (Idaho)

Today, I told my 4-year-old neighbor that I'm pregnant. His response was to attack me with a stick "for swallowing a baby." Three people had to pull him off. FML

#21145558
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48713) - you deserved it (5594)

On 05/19/2014 at 8:00pm - kids - by Baby eater - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had a wonderful dream where I got married to the perfect guy, then had the best sex of my life on a beautiful honeymoon. The only problem is that my "husband" was the snowman from Frozen, and that I got sad when I realized it was just a dream. FML

#21142020
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44896) - you deserved it (9514)

On 05/16/2014 at 5:07pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my four year old son came into the restroom while I was applying my make-up, and asked me "Mommy, are you putting on make-up so that someone will love you?" FML

Today, I started going on and on about dogs and their different types of breed, behaviours, expectancy, etc. When someone asked me how I know all this stuff, I meant to say, "I fucking love animals", I didn't think it through and said, "I love fucking animals". FML

#21131182
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49725) - you deserved it (22305)

On 05/05/2014 at 3:53am - intimacy - by Zekrome - Canada (Ontario)



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