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Rose20
  • Town/Country : Centurion, Pretoria, Gauteng
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 October 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 31864
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Rose20 : Elegantly crazy. Love life. Single.

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Today, I went to my girlfriend's sorority formal, we were both drunk. We went into the bathroom, she started to give me head. After about 30 seconds the song changes and she jumps up and goes out to dance, leaving me there. Door open. Penis out. It was the song she requested. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65268) - you deserved it (16913)

On 05/03/2009 at 1:10pm - intimacy - by Lootz (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML

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On 04/29/2009 at 11:47am - intimacy - by fingerfuckd (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I asked my girl friend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said was that good. She was serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62055) - you deserved it (18229)

On 04/11/2009 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She gave me back the brand new box of 12 condoms that I had bought and left at her house. There were 8 left and I wasn't the one who opened them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (83791) - you deserved it (5441)

On 04/05/2009 at 1:04am - intimacy - by knicksfan (man) - United States (Indiana)



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