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Today, I tried to open the research paper I've been working on for the past month, only to discover that the entire file is permanently lost and can't be recovered. This is not the first time this has happened to this paper. FML
by ScienceFail / 07/25/2010 at 3:31pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Betchsadface / 07/13/2010 at 12:34am / United States / Animals
by Username / 07/01/2010 at 12:55am / Miscellaneous
by charlotte273 / 06/30/2010 at 5:39am / United Kingdom (Essex) / Miscellaneous
Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML
by fartwoman / 06/22/2010 at 9:41pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, I had to drive 300 miles to a town where I thought I'd forgotten my purse the night before. When I got to the hotel I had been staying at, I found out it was actually in the trunk of my car. FML
by Caitlin / 06/09/2010 at 8:46pm / United States (North Dakota) / Transportation
by Rach / 06/08/2010 at 10:24am / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Health
by mugged / 06/01/2010 at 7:41pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, my kitchen sink was clogged. I poured a bottle of Drano down and came back two hours later. The clog is still there, but the glue on the pipe is not and now there is Drano-water all over the floor, staining and dissolving everything in my kitchen. FML
by MisterT / 05/18/2010 at 9:23pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML
by drewig / 05/10/2010 at 1:28am / United States (California) / Work
Today, I got excited when my phone vibrated cause I thought someone actually wanted to talk to me. When I grabbed my phone I realized my mind played a trick on me and I only thought it vibrated. I'm so lonely I subconsciously trick myself into thinking I have friends. FML
by someone72 / 03/22/2010 at 7:20pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by human torch / 03/18/2010 at 11:22am / United States / Health
Today, I was playing volleyball in gym when I went up for a spike. As I was coming down, I elbowed a girl in the face. It turns she's the second most important lead in our school musical, which we perform on Thursday. Her nose is broken. FML
by bmaas / 03/17/2010 at 12:53pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML
by Satan / 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm / United States (Washington) / Love
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…