About Roguewarrior869
Not much to say. I love writing and gaming.
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  • Beginner

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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Night owl

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  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • I’m your new creative director

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  • The thumb strikes back

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  • Perfectionist

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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • A new thumb

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  • 50 quality comments

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  • Consolation prize

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  • 50 favorites

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  • What'ch'all looking at?

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  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • The Mixer

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Going for gold

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  • Omelette Master Badge

    You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    52%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    17%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    9%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    1%
  • I like your style

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  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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  • Picture this FML

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  • Tweet, tweet

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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    51%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • Mobility

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  • The rules are the rules

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  • Socialite

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  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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  • My diary is a collector's item

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  • Happy month-versary

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    250%
  • I liked to the power of 20

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Roguewarrior869's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the laundromat when a huge, tattoo-covered man wearing nothing but denim booty shorts and a wife-beater sat down beside me. He stared at me for a while, before telling me all about how I reminded him of his "first prison bitch." FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 19 May 2012 02:35 / United States

Today, my apartment was robbed by my landlord. Her logic? "I own the building, and therefore everything in it." That TV cost more than my rent. FML

By Eragons_Mommy92 / Friday 4 May 2012 14:38 / United States

Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML

By jess / Sunday 8 April 2012 14:30 / United States - Mount Vernon

Today, I was hanging out with some of my friends when I fell asleep. When I woke up, I found that they had shaved the F word into my arm. I don't know what is more disturbing: the fact that this is what my friends do for fun, or that I have enough arm hair to have four letters shaved into it. FML

By HAIRY - / Thursday 26 April 2012 20:23 / United States - Iowa City

Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML

By SeeingLlamas - / Tuesday 17 April 2012 09:38 / United States - Knoxville