About RogueWarrior869 : Not much to say. I love writing and gaming.
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Today, finishing up in the shower room, I walked into the kitchen to get a drink. Apparently both bathrooms were occupied and my grandmother really had to go... She was bent over in the kitchen peeing into a cup. I may never be able to erase this image. FML
by Anonymous / 10/18/2010 at 7:48am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
by theleague / 10/09/2010 at 12:15am / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I got up and left for work despite being really sick, because I had a big meeting. Halfway to work, in deadlocked traffic, my boss texts me to let me know he's rescheduling the meeting to tomorrow because of personal conflicts. FML
by sick / 10/05/2010 at 11:20pm / United States / Work
by Ro / 10/04/2010 at 10:39pm / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
Today, while scrubbing my car with the foam brush at a car wash, the hose for the brush came whipping around and smacked me hard in the side of the head, knocking off my glasses. I got disoriented from the blow and stepped on my glasses, completely smashing them. FML
by IHateMyJob / 09/13/2010 at 10:00pm / United States / Transportation
Today, I was asked to crawl through a sun roof because one of my co workers locked her keys in her car. After I got the keys, instead of opening the car door, I climbed back out through the sun roof. To laughter. FML
by Anonymous / 09/12/2010 at 8:10pm / United States (California) / Transportation
by coolcucumber / 09/10/2010 at 4:40pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a volleyball game against our rivals. I hit myself in the face with the ball 3 times, fell flat on my face against the court, and later had an asthma attack with no inhaler in sight. We lost the game. FML
by anonymous / 09/03/2010 at 1:05am / United States (Tennessee) / Health
by jodulieu / 09/01/2010 at 10:31pm / Health
Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML
by deserted / 09/01/2010 at 3:05am / Love
by Relevance / 08/13/2010 at 12:03am / United States / Money
Today, we had our first rainstorm in weeks. Thirty seconds before it started, my window broke in the "down" position from overuse, since last week the air conditioning in my car gave out. Now I have a hot, wet car. FML
by Anonymous / 08/10/2010 at 12:27pm / United States (Georgia) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 08/03/2010 at 2:17am / United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire) / Work
by manicmandy / 08/01/2010 at 4:24pm / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
Today, I requested two hours off for tomorrow afternoon. My supervisor and manager called me into the office to talk to me about how important it is to be in the office as much as possible. A little later, my supervisor told me that for budgeting reasons, I have to take 3 non-paid days off. FML
by hurikan68 / 07/27/2010 at 7:25pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
- Today, my father let me know he won't be making it to my wedding because my fiancé is black and he… Today, my wallet fell out of my pocket at school and my friends picked it up and have it back when… Today, my girl seemed irritated. Being my first girlfriend, I was always looking to make her happy.…