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RogueWarrior869

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RogueWarrior869

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 December 1987 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4232
  • Number of comments : 183
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About RogueWarrior869 : Not much to say. I love writing and gaming. Currently working on upgrading my education.

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RogueWarrior869's favorite FMLs

Today, finishing up in the shower room, I walked into the kitchen to get a drink. Apparently both bathrooms were occupied and my grandmother really had to go... She was bent over in the kitchen peeing into a cup. I may never be able to erase this image. FML

#13496541
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25420) - you deserved it (2240)

On 10/18/2010 at 7:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, when I arrived at the airport for my international flight there was no record of my ticket in the system. Turns out the flight was yesterday. FML

#13372980
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9688) - you deserved it (28385)

On 10/09/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by theleague (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got up and left for work despite being really sick, because I had a big meeting. Halfway to work, in deadlocked traffic, my boss texts me to let me know he's rescheduling the meeting to tomorrow because of personal conflicts. FML

#13336627
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22548) - you deserved it (2373)

On 10/05/2010 at 11:20pm - work - by sick (woman) - United States

Today, my car was stolen. I got it back later without the engine, any of the wheels or my brand new radio and speakers. They even took my car mats. FML

#13323289
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25525) - you deserved it (2107)

On 10/04/2010 at 10:39pm - misc - by Ro (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while scrubbing my car with the foam brush at a car wash, the hose for the brush came whipping around and smacked me hard in the side of the head, knocking off my glasses. I got disoriented from the blow and stepped on my glasses, completely smashing them. FML

#13041055
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22209) - you deserved it (2862)

On 09/13/2010 at 10:00pm - misc - by IHateMyJob - United States

Today, I was asked to crawl through a sun roof because one of my co workers locked her keys in her car. After I got the keys, instead of opening the car door, I climbed back out through the sun roof. To laughter. FML

#13024683
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6402) - you deserved it (36927)

On 09/12/2010 at 8:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dad squirted water at me. Fortunately, I blocked it. Unfortunately, I blocked it with my new $200 camera. FML

#12992110
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16710) - you deserved it (20396)

On 09/10/2010 at 4:40pm - misc - by coolcucumber (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had a volleyball game against our rivals. I hit myself in the face with the ball 3 times, fell flat on my face against the court, and later had an asthma attack with no inhaler in sight. We lost the game. FML

#12879741
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23431) - you deserved it (5981)

On 09/03/2010 at 1:05am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I fell off my bike. I grazed my knee, shin, thigh, hip, collar bone, shoulder and face. I also strained my wrist. As I was wheeling my bike away, I stung my other leg on nettles. FML

#12861680
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23268) - you deserved it (3930)

On 09/01/2010 at 10:31pm - health - by jodulieu - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML

#12850151
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23264) - you deserved it (6161)

On 09/01/2010 at 3:05am - misc - by deserted - Sent from mobile version

Today, my husband fell for an online scam leaving us 1450.00 in the negative. We get paid tomorrow and most of our money is going to cover that debt. FML

#12489960
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29259) - you deserved it (7194)

On 08/13/2010 at 12:03am - money - by Relevance - United States

Today, we had our first rainstorm in weeks. Thirty seconds before it started, my window broke in the "down" position from overuse, since last week the air conditioning in my car gave out. Now I have a hot, wet car. FML

#12431823
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21259) - you deserved it (2748)

On 08/10/2010 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I start work in an office, with my mother. FML

#12280624
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24556) - you deserved it (11426)

On 08/03/2010 at 2:17am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I learned that ice cubes do not cool down hot oil. Instead, it causes a massive explosion of hot grease to splatter all over my parents' kitchen. FML

#12248112
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8605) - you deserved it (69831)

On 08/01/2010 at 4:24pm - misc - by manicmandy - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I requested two hours off for tomorrow afternoon. My supervisor and manager called me into the office to talk to me about how important it is to be in the office as much as possible. A little later, my supervisor told me that for budgeting reasons, I have to take 3 non-paid days off. FML

#12150388
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22289) - you deserved it (2248)

On 07/27/2010 at 7:25pm - work - by hurikan68 (man) - United States (Illinois)



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