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by Anonymous / 11/08/2010 at 5:55am / Turkey (Istanbul) / Animals
Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML
by Anonymous / 11/07/2010 at 8:13pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/05/2010 at 5:09pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Animals
Today, after moving house, changing my number, my email, and beginning legal action to get away from a girl who was stalking me, I decided to go to the movies to relax. As soon as I got in my seat, that same girl walked into the nearly empty theatre. She sat next to me. FML
by Anonymous / 11/05/2010 at 5:19am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML
by gingerninja / 11/02/2010 at 1:43pm / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
by treats / 11/02/2010 at 3:13am / Singapore / Animals
by mr_p / 11/01/2010 at 3:39pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/01/2010 at 3:34am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
Today, as a physics teacher, I was testing a class to see how high a sound frequency they could hear. One girl claimed she could hear the sound even though it was physically impossible. Without thinking, I replied "Only dogs can hear this frequency." Needless to say, she was picked on all day. FML
by mrtut / 10/29/2010 at 8:17am / United Kingdom (Merseyside) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/29/2010 at 2:12am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Love
Today, a woman got out of a car to scream at me as I was walking with the kids I babysit, demanding to know where I was taking her children. Apparently the woman who pays me is also a babysitter, who I have been "covering" for on her party nights. The mother doesn't believe I didn't know this. FML
by Anonymous / 10/23/2010 at 8:52pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, I was disciplining one of my students for behavior, and he started to roll his eyes every time I was trying to teach the lesson. So I threatened to write him up. After looking closely at the student, I realized he has a lazy roaming eye. FML
by qhu / 10/22/2010 at 10:15pm / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, after a heated debate with my friend on whether blondes are naturally stupid, I convinced her that I'm actually quite intelligent, and poured myself a glass of juice in victory. After finishing the glass, instead of returning the bottle back to the refrigerator, I put it in the cupboard. FML
by Blondie / 10/22/2010 at 4:37pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/21/2010 at 6:04pm / United States (New York) / Geek
by Anonymous / 10/19/2010 at 11:05pm / United States (California) / Health
- Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open… Today, I summoned up the courage to tell my crush how I've felt about her for the past two years. I…