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RogueWarrior869
  • Town/Country : America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 December 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 3536
  • Number of comments : 172
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About RogueWarrior869 : Not much to say. I love writing and gaming. Currently working on upgrading my education.

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Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

#9438
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43993) - you deserved it (13054)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

#7370
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16269) - you deserved it (26798)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I broke, shoveled, and salted the ice covering my entire driveway. The size is roughly 8 cars' worth, and took me two hours of back-breaking effot to clear. I completely forgot that it was supposed to rain later today. FML

#3014
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6904) - you deserved it (13485)

On 01/28/2009 at 9:15am - misc - by bedrockmike - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work, and in my car I had two drinks settled down in my cup holder. One was my coffee, and the other was an unfinished cup of coffee where I ash and toss my cigarettes. FML

#2590
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3189) - you deserved it (19422)

On 01/25/2009 at 9:38pm - misc - by smoker - United States (California)

Today, I was walking in the mall and passed one of the hair product booths (with the people who constanly harrass you as you walk by). In front of half of the mall the woman working there told me that she had several products that I could use to touch up my roots. I'm a natural red head. FML

#2424
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14458) - you deserved it (1920)

On 01/24/2009 at 10:24am - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, I printed my 10 page econometrics problem set questions out on $15/100 sheet ivory resume paper that I'd accidentally left in the paper tray on my printer. It turned out to be the wrong assignment. FML

#1482
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5925) - you deserved it (11211)

On 01/17/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by Nathan - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boss reeks of mothballs. We share a cubicle. FML

#1339
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14100) - you deserved it (1458)

On 01/16/2009 at 7:19am - work - by misc - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was trying to finish an english assignment and I was not sure how to complete it. So I emailed my teacher asking and she said flip over the assignment handout page for instructions. FML

#1166
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3479) - you deserved it (19383)

On 01/14/2009 at 8:47pm - misc - by FUKDOUG - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, a woman at the crowded mall stopped me and told me loudly that if I bought her product it would get rid of my acne. FML

#974
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16183) - you deserved it (1573)

On 01/11/2009 at 3:59pm - health - by EpicFail - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I have a degree in electrical engineering, my wife was doing a crossword and asked me what are the units of capacitance, I couldn't remember. FML

#967
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11596) - you deserved it (7129)

On 01/11/2009 at 11:46am - misc - by jibjab - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML

#837
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14070) - you deserved it (1100)

On 01/01/2009 at 1:21pm - work - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

#606
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32010) - you deserved it (19655)

On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I finally decided to go Christmas shopping. It's only once I arrived that I realized that I had forgotten my wallet. FML

#564
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6647) - you deserved it (17594)

On 12/21/2008 at 10:36am - money - by fleur_de_fevrier - Ireland (Kildare)

Today, I am supposed to be doing my homework. Instead, I'm wasting my time on here. Yeah, it's kinda my fault. FML

#94
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12356) - you deserved it (96366)

On 10/27/2008 at 10:53am - misc - by me - United States (New York)



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