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RogueWarrior869

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 December 1987 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4246
  • Number of comments : 183
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About RogueWarrior869 : Not much to say. I love writing and gaming. Currently working on upgrading my education.

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Today, I left the iron and ironing board in my room. While I was at school, my mom decided to do some ironing, and did it in my room for convenience. The iron needed water, so she took a water bottle from my dresser and poured it in. It was my secret vodka stash, and the iron caught on fire. FML

#782957
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21744) - you deserved it (71539)

On 04/03/2009 at 2:13pm - misc - by healey16 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, for april fools day, my entire class decided to prank our religion teacher. During our daily meditation time, while his eyes were closed, we slowly got out of our seats and left the classroom. Two minutes later he opened his eyes, locked us out, and called the dean to give us all detention. FML

#760336
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18260) - you deserved it (69963)

On 04/02/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by aprilfooled (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I bitched out my grandmother, who lives with my family, for being lazy and laying in bed until 6-7pm for the past month. When I was done, she told me she had been diagnosed with cancer and was depressed because of it. Nobody had bothered to tell me. FML

#755520
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25405) - you deserved it (90330)

On 04/01/2009 at 9:17pm - misc - by Casino (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, for April fools I decided to set off the smoke detectors in my friend's apartment while he was sleeping and saran wrap the outside of his bedroom doorway so he would smack into it. Instead, he jumped out the window and broke his leg. FML

#748414
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18395) - you deserved it (109018)

On 04/01/2009 at 4:06pm - health - by nic (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML

#745352
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51165) - you deserved it (66490)

On 04/01/2009 at 12:51pm - work - by tsardaukar (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I went to the laundromat for the first time. I fit all of my clothes into two washers. Not knowing where to put the soap in, I asked a man doing his laundry, "Excuse me, where do I put the soap in?". He replied, "Ma'am, those are the dryers." FML

#742208
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10799) - you deserved it (74091)

On 04/01/2009 at 5:18am - misc - by esv (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML

#721846
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (173370) - you deserved it (11615)

On 03/31/2009 at 10:17am - health - by warp_routine (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I overheard a conversation two of my friends were having about Homer, so I interjected with a quip about a Simpson's episode I had seen before. They were talking about the poet. I'm an AP literature student. FML

#718521
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12437) - you deserved it (65046)

On 03/31/2009 at 1:12am - misc - by apenglishstudent (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "hell". FML

#703894
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (186834) - you deserved it (31086)

On 03/30/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by jdsksoapy (woman) - United States

Today, I was at work at Panera. A blind woman came in, ordered and said other blind people were going to come in soon, because they were having a meeting. Later, a man comes in and ask if any other blind people had showed up. I told him there was just one in here wearing a blue shirt. FML

#697530
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17660) - you deserved it (84381)

On 03/30/2009 at 2:18am - misc - by superstar (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my friend told the cute waiter it was my birthday. He brought out a dessert with a candle and put a huge sombrero on my head. Everyone at the restaurant started singing me happy birthday. I got embarrassed and put my head down. My sombrero caught on fire. FML

#683803
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63714) - you deserved it (23666)

On 03/29/2009 at 5:08pm - misc - by Hotsauce887 (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was mowing the lawn of my brand new house, located in a very nice neighborhood (I am a hispanic male), and a lady in her nice white cadillac drove up and asked me, in extremely broken spanish, if I could mow her lawn too. FML

#664071
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (131134) - you deserved it (10228)

On 03/28/2009 at 4:17pm - misc - by Michaelichael (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I decided to cheat on my math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML

#637114
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16768) - you deserved it (185910)

On 03/27/2009 at 12:39am - misc - by rutho (man) - United States (California)

Today, we got our yearbooks for school. I opened to my profile to see that they misspelled my first name which is James. They wrote Lames. FML

#598465
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (146417) - you deserved it (11569)

On 03/25/2009 at 12:32pm - misc - by rusty2020 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML

#597085
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36304) - you deserved it (81060)

On 03/25/2009 at 10:13am - misc - by nomorebeard (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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