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RogueWarrior869

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 December 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7377
  • Number of comments : 223
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About RogueWarrior869 : Not much to say. I love writing and gaming.

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RogueWarrior869's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that my building never received my rent check. Now not only do I have to pay a $40 late fee, but also a $40 fee to stop the payment of the check that went god knows where. FML

#6764410
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23056) - you deserved it (2689)

On 12/15/2009 at 1:18pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while at work, I was asked if I wanted to leave early. I said no and let my co-worker go instead. Two hours later, I was punched in the face by one of my patients with absolutely no warning or provocation. FML

#6764357
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24178) - you deserved it (3572)

On 12/15/2009 at 1:04pm - work - by psychworker - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had my six month employee review. My manager said that my attendance was good, and I was exceeding my targets performance wise. My reward, a five cent per hour pay cut. Apparently the rate at which I started is too high to meet their current pay scale. FML

#6762044
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25534) - you deserved it (1834)

On 12/15/2009 at 6:42am - work - by Talvesh (man) - United States

Today, it was my last day at work. I was offered a better job and accepted. Not wanting to leave my present boss hanging, I asked for time to give notice. While I trained my replacement, the owner at the new job had time to think about how slow the season is, and he decided not to fill the position. FML

#6748565
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24988) - you deserved it (3277)

On 12/14/2009 at 3:12am - work - by BadKitty42 (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my very good friend ratted me out to my boss because I used the photocopier for personal use. He said he will always be my friend, but "rules are rules." FML

#6569085
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30992) - you deserved it (8324)

On 12/02/2009 at 3:20pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my parents found cigarettes in my car. After a long argument lasting over an hour, I convinced them that they weren't mine and that I don't smoke. A few minutes later, I went to work. Guess who decided to visit me during my smoke break. FML

#6556684
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6597) - you deserved it (77717)

On 12/01/2009 at 7:49pm - misc - by reptar2009 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

#6439149
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70440) - you deserved it (12121)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I learned that if you stare at your cat and her eyes suddenly get really big, it means she's going to maul your face. FML

#6355609
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16335) - you deserved it (29366)

On 11/18/2009 at 4:01pm - animals - by nycplywood (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out I will not be getting my class ring. The jeweler has a policy against doing engravings that contain "obscene or offensive language or phrases". What obscene phrase did I want? My initials and year. W.T.F. 2010. FML

#6354793
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37222) - you deserved it (2660)

On 11/18/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by Grad2010 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I cut my finger open with a spoon. After waiting for 4 hours in the emergency room, the doctor told me I was missing too much flesh to qualify for stitches. He then called 2 other doctors in to examine it. Apparently they had a contest for patient with most ridiculous injury. I won. FML

#6036159
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33538) - you deserved it (7142)

On 10/28/2009 at 4:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while shopping for some bananas at my local grocery store, an old woman came up to me and started rubbing my stomach. She simply asked when I was due. I am a 43 year old man with a beer belly. FML

#5978415
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35090) - you deserved it (14029)

On 10/24/2009 at 6:24pm - misc - by fmlifetime (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML

#5910203
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43300) - you deserved it (5612)

On 10/20/2009 at 6:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had my first job interview in years. While I was waiting for the manager to come out I realized I had forgotten the resume that I had printed out the night before, since he specifically asked me to bring one. FML

#5825013
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7793) - you deserved it (25127)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:45am - work - by jzone32 (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML

#5811871
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8783) - you deserved it (106763)

On 10/13/2009 at 2:54am - love - by PanFace (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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