About RogueWarrior869 : Not much to say. I love writing and gaming. Currently working on upgrading my education.
Why am I up so early?
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Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML
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On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was walking to school. When I was about halfway there, someone put a gun to the back of my head and told me to give him all my money. As I slowly turned around, I saw it was my dad putting a banana to my head. FML
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On 01/30/2010 at 8:16am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
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On 01/30/2010 at 3:47am - misc - by Wowsers. (woman) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)
Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML
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On 01/29/2010 at 2:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML
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On 01/19/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by snorlax (man) - United States (California)
Today, I did a 'dine and dash' and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML
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On 01/13/2010 at 4:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML
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On 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm - health - by brileyyyy - United States (Missouri)
Today, in ballet class, I was really focusing and actually trying to work hard. I was really getting into the choreography. I was travelling big and leaping long. While going across the floor, again I travelled and leaped... right into the ballet bars and fell over, in front of 35 people. FML
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On 01/08/2010 at 10:04pm - misc - by dancer4life (woman) - United States
Today, I returned to work after a restful week-long holiday. Before I left, I'd finished a huge assignment which is due this week. I walk in to find a water pipe has burst just above my desk, flooding our office with water and ruining my computer. Happy New Year to me. FML
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On 01/04/2010 at 6:15am - work - by WetWetWet (man) - India (Maharashtra)
Today, I was setting up comcast cable boxes for my house. I had the packaging everywhere when I finished. Looking admirably at my job, I backed out my door, and stepped on bubble wrap, scaring myself. I flailed, fell, reached out, grabbing one of the cable wires. I pulled the cable box and my modem off. FML
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On 01/02/2010 at 4:18am - misc - by cmilla (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
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On 12/31/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by pottypattypeepants (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out my reward for topping three of the four employee performance charts was a paycut. FML
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On 12/29/2009 at 6:42am - work - by Stumanji (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML
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On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I got a Christmas present from my boss. It was an ab workout video. FML
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On 12/18/2009 at 11:19am - work - by B (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
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