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Today, I was walking to school. When I was about halfway there, someone put a gun to the back of my head and told me to give him all my money. As I slowly turned around, I saw it was my dad putting a banana to my head. FML
by Anonymous / 01/30/2010 at 8:16am / United States (California) / Money
by Wowsers. / 01/30/2010 at 3:47am / United Kingdom (Blackpool) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/29/2010 at 2:25am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/24/2010 at 11:12am / United States (Virginia) / Health
Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML
by snorlax / 01/19/2010 at 7:03pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/13/2010 at 4:41pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by brileyyyy / 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm / United States (Missouri) / Health
Today, in ballet class, I was really focusing and actually trying to work hard. I was really getting into the choreography. I was travelling big and leaping long. While going across the floor, again I travelled and leaped... right into the ballet bars and fell over, in front of 35 people. FML
by dancer4life / 01/08/2010 at 10:04pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I returned to work after a restful week-long holiday. Before I left, I'd finished a huge assignment which is due this week. I walk in to find a water pipe has burst just above my desk, flooding our office with water and ruining my computer. Happy New Year to me. FML
by WetWetWet / 01/04/2010 at 6:15am / India (Maharashtra) / Work
Today, I was setting up comcast cable boxes for my house. I had the packaging everywhere when I finished. Looking admirably at my job, I backed out my door, and stepped on bubble wrap, scaring myself. I flailed, fell, reached out, grabbing one of the cable wires. I pulled the cable box and my modem off. FML
by cmilla / 01/02/2010 at 4:18am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
by pottypattypeepants / 12/31/2009 at 3:04pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Stumanji / 12/29/2009 at 6:42am / United States (Washington) / Work
Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML
by Anonymous / 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by B / 12/18/2009 at 11:19am / United States (New Jersey) / Work
by chill / 12/17/2009 at 5:08pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
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