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Today, I'd just finished feeding my parrot and sweeping all the seeds under the cage. As I was walking away, my parrot whistled. I turned around to see him get up onto the food dish, pick up a clawful of food and toss it on the floor. FML
by kemando / 10/06/2011 at 6:20am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, at 7am, I was woken up by a telemarketer. He tried to sell me a bedroom set containing "a comfortable pillow and goose feather cover". I was working the graveyard shift and had only just gotten to sleep an hour earlier. FML
by kareltje / 09/14/2011 at 2:50pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Work
by Zx6r / 09/14/2011 at 12:42pm / United States / Money
Today, I needed to pay off a $35 parking ticket. To try and get some sort of revenge, I went to the bank and got 3,500 pennies, dumped them into a bucket, and refused to pay with anything besides the pennies. They called the police. I was arrested and cited $147. FML
by Not_you17 / 09/09/2011 at 12:04am / United States (Georgia) / Money
by ScottishLad1 / 09/01/2011 at 11:24am / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Miscellaneous
by WhatTheFaf / 09/01/2011 at 10:40am / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Work
by ifailsobadly / 08/13/2011 at 4:22pm / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Miscellaneous
by thatguythere858 / 08/13/2011 at 3:04pm / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
by douglas / 07/17/2011 at 3:14am / United States (Washington) / Kids
by CatOwner / 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
Today, I saw a Red Tailed Hawk land on my car and spend a few minutes looking at his reflection in the windshield. This was all really neat until I found out he badly scratched my hood with his large talons. FML
by MakeItMaaco / 07/11/2011 at 1:56pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by Canuckster / 07/10/2011 at 5:41pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
by JohnyP / 07/09/2011 at 3:04am / United States (Ohio) / Transportation
Today, I was supposed to have a double date. My date didn't show. I spent my day in the living room waiting for the pizza guy while my best friend and her boyfriend made out. The pizza guy never showed either. FML
by supergingerr11 / 07/09/2011 at 1:55am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by anon / 07/09/2011 at 12:48am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
- Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, at 11:30 p.m., after a 5-hour train journey to get back to Paris carrying a suitcase that’s…