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Roevera
  • Town/Country : Alberta, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 November 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 2589
  • Number of comments : 407
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Roevera : I'm here for the laughs. I enjoy reading the comments almost more than the original FML, cause the sarcastic and occasionally stupid comments are usually pretty hilarious. FML just gives me something to do between classes. ANYWAYS! message me if you'd like, I'm on the app so I may not respond right away. Hope you enjoyed stalking me! Happy creeping! :D

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Today, I had a planned 12-hour power cut for maintenance work, which I'd forgot all about. In need of a shower before work, I spent 45 minutes boiling pots of water on the stove to take a lukewarm, 6-inch deep bath, before realizing my water heater runs on natural gas and was working fine. FML

#20048975
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6637) - you deserved it (22921)

On 08/30/2012 at 2:05am - misc - by Powerless (man) - Australia

Today, while getting pretty intimate with my newlywed wife in the car, a cop turned his lights on. As he was walking up, I was trying to get my pants back on but they wouldn't fit over my knees. The cop just laughed and walked away. Turns out my wife had my pants on and I was trying to put hers on. FML

#20048187
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21184) - you deserved it (4847)

On 08/29/2012 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was told off for not holding the door open for a woman behind me at work. Yesterday I was informed that chivalry is offensive to women, as it implies that they are not equal to men. I can't win. FML

#19774183
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24273) - you deserved it (3145)

On 06/11/2012 at 11:56pm - misc - by JohnBlack (man) - United States

Today, I learned that instead of training my cat, she has been training me. She now refuses to drink anything but running tap water, and yowls loudly early in the morning at my bedroom door to be fed. FML

#19773709
121 comments

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On 06/11/2012 at 10:40pm - animals - by Anon127 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I finally admitted that I have to consider buying a nose hair trimmer. I'm a woman. FML

#17894495
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20613) - you deserved it (3431)

On 10/03/2011 at 8:08am - health - by smsmall - United States

Today, the clerk at Walmart asked me if the stretch mark cream I was buying was for my wife. I wish I could've said yes. FML

#17860948
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20602) - you deserved it (3575)

On 09/29/2011 at 1:01am - health - by random0605 - United States (Utah)



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