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About Roevera : I'm here for the laughs. I enjoy reading the comments almost more than the original FML, cause the sarcastic and occasionally stupid comments are usually pretty hilarious. FML just gives me something to do between classes. ANYWAYS! message me if you'd like, I'm on the app so I may not respond right away. Hope you enjoyed stalking me! Happy creeping! :D
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An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Today, I had a planned 12-hour power cut for maintenance work, which I'd forgot all about. In need of a shower before work, I spent 45 minutes boiling pots of water on the stove to take a lukewarm, 6-inch deep bath, before realizing my water heater runs on natural gas and was working fine. FML
Today, while getting pretty intimate with my newlywed wife in the car, a cop turned his lights on. As he was walking up, I was trying to get my pants back on but they wouldn't fit over my knees. The cop just laughed and walked away. Turns out my wife had my pants on and I was trying to put hers on. FML
Today, I was told off for not holding the door open for a woman behind me at work. Yesterday I was informed that chivalry is offensive to women, as it implies that they are not equal to men. I can't win. FML
Today, I learned that instead of training my cat, she has been training me. She now refuses to drink anything but running tap water, and yowls loudly early in the morning at my bedroom door to be fed. FML