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RodzillaX
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 March 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2651
  • Number of comments : 198
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About RodzillaX : I'm here to laugh at your misfortunes. Yes you in the shirt. I'm laughing at you, and you can't do a thing about it.

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Today, I asked boyfriend in a sexy way "Wat sould we do now, oney?" He answered, "Suck dick?" I said "I was tinking of someting more... romantic." He replied "Suck dick in te moonligt?" FML

#13432324
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37315) - you deserved it (21486)

On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Today , my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled , so I giggled an squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically an said , ( I'm surprised u still have feeling there with all that fat. ) FML

#13324993
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32272) - you deserved it (8041)

On 10/05/2010 at 12:47am - love - by June - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was watching TV with grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on stomach as mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me 4 bieng a pervert 4 an hour,hile grandpa sat and chuckled. mega FML

#13180631
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36098) - you deserved it (4115)

On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)

Today , my dog usd my stomach as a trampoline to jump onto the couch. I wouldn't have mindd so much if I wasn't still recovering from having my appendix removd. FML

#13074561
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31680) - you deserved it (2574)

On 09/16/2010 at 2:50pm - health - by hmb - United States (Louisiana)

Today, mah boyfriend informd me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infectd!! big fat FML

#7870282
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26582) - you deserved it (7323)

On 02/04/2010 at 3:29am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out thathilst I was asleep last night, mah boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out thathenever he unlockd a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes an putting it in mah mouth. FML

#7773873
416 comments

I agree, your life sucks (109198) - you deserved it (12728)

On 02/01/2010 at 5:23am - misc - by doesnttastegood (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, I woke up with the flu that causes me to throw up violently until I dry heave an can't breathe. I told my mom I would rather have the runs, an not even a minute later, I got them. So now if I move too fast, I throw up, an if I don't move fast enough, I shit myself. FML

#7022853
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35945) - you deserved it (3363)

On 12/29/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by sickofsick - United States

yesterday I was on Facebook chat with my boss , talking about holiday hours. I had to go to my doctor's appointment , so I said , ( G2G , love you ) accidentally. Not only did he say it back , but he also requestd a relationship with me on Facebook. FML

#6883873
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30775) - you deserved it (11857)

On 12/22/2009 at 1:05pm - work - by ohshat (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

TODAY... I WAS AT WORK AT HOLLYWOOD VIDEO. A GUY CUMMED IN AN LEFT WITHOUT RENTING ANYTHING. MINUTES LATER... I FIND HUMAN FECES BETWEEN THE "KIDS" AN "COMEDY" AISLES. FML

#6840782
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31071) - you deserved it (1953)

On 12/20/2009 at 1:32am - work - by Van (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he looool was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on mah back as I layd on mah stomach. I got home later, and felt that mah back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on mah back that been burnt in. FML

#6789121
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34374) - you deserved it (5504)

On 12/17/2009 at 2:57am - work - by Brittanyy_leigh (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

today I found out that mah father askd mah best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML

#6593768
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53547) - you deserved it (2795)

On 12/04/2009 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had a data in mah draams. It was a pity data, with somaonaho is alraady takan. I can't avan gat a raal data in mah draams. FML

#6433676
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27719) - you deserved it (3591)

On 11/24/2009 at 5:49am - love - by Lonely (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today , I Told Mah Boyfriend How Happy I Was With Him. He Responded By Pulling Down His Pants And Slapping His Ass. I Have No Idea Wat That Was Supposed To Mean. Fat FML

#6268851
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32869) - you deserved it (5397)

On 11/12/2009 at 2:11am - love - by neuroticallyours (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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