About RockN : My Vocabulary = 50% swearing, 49% sarcasm, 1% some good shit
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Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
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RockN's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 10/16/2013 at 1:37pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Iskylite / 09/10/2013 at 5:41pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by /(•'_'•)\ / 09/07/2013 at 12:59pm / United States (Missouri) / Work
by ...thanks / 09/07/2013 at 10:17am / United States / Miscellaneous
by resurrected / 09/04/2013 at 11:59am / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Work
by Jasmine_smilee / 09/02/2013 at 2:47am / United States (Oregon) / Health
by Miami6and3 / 08/26/2013 at 2:22pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was waiting in line with my boyfriend behind me. I decided to hold his hand and rub his chest while we waited. Then I heard a female voice behind me that said, "Ma'am, please don't touch me." FML
by cpmolly / 08/24/2013 at 11:18am / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/23/2013 at 7:30pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/23/2013 at 10:29am / United States / Love
by NotInterested / 08/23/2013 at 2:23am / United States / Miscellaneous
by me / 08/21/2013 at 7:45pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Love
by FamilyLoving / 08/19/2013 at 12:00pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
by Love stinks / 08/19/2013 at 9:06am / United States / Love
Today, I bought a device that plays a high-pitched sound to teach my dog to quit barking. She's smart enough to learn that as long as she barks loud enough and long enough, she can't hear it. Quite the opposite effect to what I was anticipating. FML
by Bug8Frog / 07/30/2013 at 2:42am / United States (Alaska) / Animals