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  • Birth Date : Monday 19 January 1987 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 413
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About RockDrRoll : Always up 4 a good laugh.. lolz.

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Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML

#21206177
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38824) - you deserved it (5884)

On 07/11/2014 at 4:34pm - health - by soundslikeadumbcommentersituation (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was interviewing a woman for a job. She told me that she may need days off because of her artistic son. I jokingly replied, "Does he color on the walls or something?" She then stared at me with a weird look on her face. Autistic, her son is autistic. FML

#21205262
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34934) - you deserved it (19091)

On 07/10/2014 at 6:17pm - work - by dammit hearing aid - United States (Iowa)

Today, I complained to the train company online. I filled in information and added several photos as evidence. I only realised later that the photos I attached were nudes. FML

#21202786
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22247) - you deserved it (50032)

On 07/08/2014 at 12:29pm - intimacy - by anona (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I woke up to an old lady right outside my open window, saying "Hello in there! Are you sleepy?" I was so startled that I answered her. She screamed. Turns out she's my neighbour's elderly mother, didn't know I was in there, and was talking to my cat. FML

#21201617
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40220) - you deserved it (3781)

On 07/07/2014 at 11:59am - animals - by ADanceWithDavos (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend was feeling down because she has put on some weight. I tried to make her feel better by showing her I can still pick her up. I can, and I was even able to hide the fact that I shat myself doing it. I'm so romantic. FML

#21200680
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49898) - you deserved it (7264)

On 07/06/2014 at 3:28pm - love - by oh shit (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML

#21192088
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47544) - you deserved it (3211)

On 06/29/2014 at 12:16am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML

#21187386
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44271) - you deserved it (5266)

On 06/25/2014 at 12:29am - misc - by pierced. - United States (Nevada)

Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML

#21182903
141 comments

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On 06/21/2014 at 8:50am - health - by anon - United States (New Jersey)

Today, as I was standing in line at the checkout, the elderly guy in front turned around and said quietly to me, "Sometimes I shit my pants." He then nodded grimly and turned back around, hitting me with the full force of the stench now coming from his pants. FML

#21158187
66 comments

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On 05/31/2014 at 12:39pm - health - by half-dead in CA (man) - United States (California)

Today, out of habit from twelve years of karate classes, I bowed to my teacher as I exited my classroom. My chemistry classroom. FML

#21156297
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39775) - you deserved it (6098)

On 05/29/2014 at 7:32pm - work - by mathesonn - United States (New York)

Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML

#21147237
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45911) - you deserved it (3630)

On 05/21/2014 at 12:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my wife got all excited when she saw the elevator we were in had a feature to make it go sideways. I didn't have the heart to tell her they were the buttons to open and close the door. FML

#21137819
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45925) - you deserved it (5982)

On 05/12/2014 at 3:41pm - misc - by Jarool - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML

#21085559
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38089) - you deserved it (5768)

On 03/13/2014 at 7:59am - misc - by Crochocinco85 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend and I were quite drunk while we were fooling around on the couch, when I decided I wanted to lose my virginity to her. I was two thrusts in when she burst out laughing. Looking down, I realized I was between her cheeks and the couch cushion. I lost my virginity to her couch. FML

#21053213
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48556) - you deserved it (15893)

On 02/07/2014 at 9:18am - intimacy - by Unknown - United States (Iowa)

Today, my car broke down on the highway, and I had to call for a tow truck. It finally showed up, only to break down too less than a mile later. Cue nearly freezing to death while we waited for help to arrive for the both of us. FML

#21006306
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31811) - you deserved it (2108)

On 12/26/2013 at 3:39pm - misc - by MERRY FUCKMYARSEMASS (woman) - United Kingdom



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