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Today, I was walking in the street, and the next thing I know, I'm waking up in a hospital. According to witnesses, a guy came up and hit me over the head with a baseball bat. Apparently that's a thing that happens now. But it's okay, he had an excuse: he said he was drunk. FML

#21168803
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46934) - you deserved it (3466)

On 06/09/2014 at 9:56pm - health - by Harry (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML

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On 05/09/2014 at 6:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - South Africa

Today, while I was making dinner, my husband argued that our new dog has intelligence issues, and we should give him away. I angrily defended the poor thing, and had almost won, until the dog walked over and licked the inside of the hot oven door. FML

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On 04/30/2014 at 1:17am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

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